To your parents but not to you
I wish Hogwarts was real
To your parents but not to you
I wish Hogwarts was real
But you'll be in Slytherin and everyone will hate you
I wish Camp Half-Blood was real.
But you can't go in because you're a mortal
I wish the world is less depressing
It will look depressing to you but it wouldn't change in reality
I wish the OASIS was real
But you never had the tech to go there
I wish I could star in a movie
But you would be the character had everyone hates
I want the factions from Divergent to be real Does that make sense?
But only in the future
I wish I have better cloths
You do, but they only fit your cat
I wish I had Corel Painter or Photoshop
But everyone dislikes your creations.
I wish I was at Disneyland
Where everything is covered in blood
I wish I have less stupid homework
But you are more stupid
I wish I could be in LOTR
group
But you die 2 minutes in.
I wish I could sing any song.
And sound like a crow dying
I wish there are more Oreo flavours
But you are somehow allergic to all oreos
I wish it would snow
So much that it buries everything
I wish my room can be a bit neater
But every few seconds a sibling messes it up
I wish I could go to Harkins Theaters
And die there
I wish homework does not exist
It doesn't, instead you have to stay in school all pancaking day to make up for it
I wish I could play the piano
So badly that everyone begs you to stop
I wish I don't get writer's block
You write terribly instead
I wish I knew how basic human anatomy worked so I could accurately doodle people instead of making them look like blobs
But you couldn't colour to save your life
I could get more followers
But they're all robots
I wish my tablet pen would be magically fixed
But it's all coupons you'll definitely never need
I wish I can come up with good, non-dark ideas
But everyone hates them
I wish I could be smarter.
But only in one subject
I wish I could change the world for the better
But only in your dreams
I wish I could do a backflip
But you land on your face.
Wish I had a lifetime supply of anime.
(So true)
But itβs all badly written girly animes (Glitter Force, for example)
I wish my computer was fixed