Forum game: Would you rather

One of my favourite things that ever existed, to be honest.
So, if you don't, you name two very unpleasant options for a person to choose from. Here, the next person would name their choice and state the reason then make another similar question and so on.

Example:
Person 1: WYR find a scorpion or spider in your shoe?
Person 2: Scorpion. I'm arachnophobic. WYR never be able to die or be a zombie?
Person 3: Never able to die. Existence as a zombie is too creepy.
And so on

Rules:

• Keep it PG-13
• Don't have choices that may seem rude to some people
• Be nice
• Try to make it specific, if not, please don't go for the loopholes

First question:
WYR change your physical gender every time you sneeze or be painted completely red for a month and not tell anyone why?

Red. I really would not like to be a boy, for any reason. (Sorry any boys out there)
Would you rather make a kazoo sound every.single.time.you breathe, or kill a puppy

Kazoo? I would never be able to kill anything soo…
Would you rather only be able to eat pizza for the rest of your life or never eat pizza again

Ah fudge..depends on how you define pizza. Cheese pizza. Cookie pizza. Chicken nugget pizza. Fruit salad pizza! anything can be pizza!

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or be a robot

I guess I'll answer both
Breathe under water, one less thing to be afraid of
Know the history of every object, as I am a history major

Would you rather know how you're going to die or when you're going to die?

I have answered this before. When I'm gonna die. I would like to know when, cause I want to try and fit in as much as possible into my life before I die. And if I know when, I have a schedule lol.

WYR: Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?

Alone. Because humans are annoying anyway.
WYR have one single song stuck in your head for the rest of your life or have someone near you go deaf whenever you sing?

deaf, I can't really sing so it's best for everyone around me.
WYR: always have a pine cone in your shoe or cough up bees?

Cough up bees! Like Hugh from Miss Peregrine's Home for Perculiar Children
WYR watch someone die a gruesome death every time you close your eyes or be the same size as a toenail

Pet spider size of a dog
Because that's simply awesome
WYR know the entire future of the universe or be a potato?

Be a potato because that much knowledge is terrifying and too much for me
WYR be entrusted with the secrets of major world powers or be ignorant of all events happening in the world

Ignorant, i'm already like that about world news anyway
WYR only be able to walk backwards or have to sing everything

Only able to walk backwards.
I'll say I have a disease and use a wheelchair instead.
WYR be indestructible or know the date of every important event in the future?

Would I know just the date and not the event? That would be interesting… (And it sounds like the plot of a short story)
Probably dates either way.
WYR not be able to read any books except for one of your choice or not be able to listen to any songs except for one of your choice?

Songs
Books are too precious
WYR be a corpse reanimated or have both your legs broken all the time?

both legs broken, I'm in a class about zombies and it's a little much right now
WYR be deaf or blind

Blind
I'm a musician
WYR be able to breath underwater or fly?

Fly, hence my username, but only with wings for aesthetic purposes
WYR live as hermit or never be alone for the rest of your life

Vegetables like fruits
Vegetables are disgusting
WYR be able to see other's thoughts or turn invisible at will?

(Yes, the trolling opportunities)
Cat
Because I like cats better
WYR be both deaf and blind or a caterpillar?

Crab
Just because?
WYR marry a random teacher from your school or someone gross in kindergarten?

Maths
Because it's more fun
WYR be the dumbest person in the universe or the most ignorant person