****Fun Fact Time**** Warning: Intellectuals Only****

Yep. And if you want to view his full (propaganda) Navy records, (apart from the cartoons,) you need to get permission from some branch of the government.

He also has PTSD, which is referenced in one comic where he thought his alarm was a landmine!

Yep! :D

Woh… Donald Duck is a lot different from what I though of him as a child…

In the latest cartoons, Donald Duck says he wears a sailor outfit because Daisy likes a man in uniform.
Also he kills Goofy.

Carrots are actually menacing evil creatures that lure you into eating them with their pretty orange colors, then once you eat them they take control of your brain and render you incapable of feeling love. In short, carrots are evil and will destroy your ships.

…Is that not what you meant

I am a very intellectual intellectual

There was once a time on this website when it didn't have forums

That’s weird to think about

And even when it started it wasn't like it is today. Not all of the current boards were around and the forum was mostly dead until lots of people came from Tumblr and Pintrest.

And with the porn exodus, things are going to get a lot more interesting around the Internet in about two short days.

If we get any bots, I'm sure everyone will be pissed off.

If we get porn bots here on Notebook you can bet money that my asexual self is gonna be pretty pissed off….

Hopefully andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) will do his best to moderate the forums and make sure nothing too obscene is posted

Security camera feeds aren't always watched.

So, you know.. If you wanna.. you know, pull a tricky on em

You're saying we stream porn on security camera feeds?

So… We're talking about… Porn?

I mean I'm by no means a pure dude… But isn't this site supposed to be pure?

This is supposed to be about fun facts

What the fricky frack happened while I was gone?

…i'm so confused what's going on

I made a thing about the Tumblr exodus, and things derailed from there. I apologize.

On a (thankfully) unrelated note, did you know that Unfrosted Pop Tarts are factually better, and those who don't enjoy them have a higher tolerance for sugar than I do?

Shakespeare invented the word 'swag', and the phrase 'in a pickle'.

Some other phrases where you're actually quoting Shakespeare:

• Break the ice (The Taming of the Shrew)
• Cold comfort (The Taming of the Shrew & King John)
• Brave new world (The Tempest)
• Good riddance (Trolius and Cressida)
• Jealousy is the green eyed monster (Othello)
• Heart of gold (Henry V)
• Knock knock! Who’s there? (Macbeth)

Now go and impress your friends and English teacher and become the best bard in town!