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@kat_i_am

we need to take classes

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@Becfromthedead group

Yeah… for sure. There's a difference between dark humor and saying, "funny story, I almost died" while everyone else stares in horror.

@kat_i_am

lol
SCHADENFREUDE

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Yeah… for sure. There's a difference between dark humor and saying, "funny story, I almost died" while everyone else stares in horror.

Very true, friend. Very true.

@Huxly

Once, when I was a tiny boi, I went down a waterslide w/ my mom, and my head hit the bottom of the waterslide above us.

@Huxly

I've also punched a brick wall

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Once, when I was a tiny boi, I went down a waterslide w/ my mom, and my head hit the bottom of the waterslide above us.

….okay do you just attract pain or something?

@Huxly

and fallen face first onto a street. apparently, my gums started bleeding

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I've also punched a brick wall

That—I just—why?

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and fallen face first onto a street. apparently, my gums started bleeding

OKAY STOP PLEASE NO I DON'T NEED THIS IMAGERY IN MY HEAD

@Huxly

Once, when I was a tiny boi, I went down a waterslide w/ my mom, and my head hit the bottom of the waterslide above us.

….okay do you just attract pain or something?

That would make a lot of sense

@kat_i_am

HUXLY STOP

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weakly just—just be safe, friend. Please?

@Huxly

XD ok sorry lol

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@Becfromthedead group

We have to put you in a bubble

@Huxly

nuuuuu

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@Becfromthedead group

I'm sorry, but it's mandatory for all accident-prone friends

@Huxly

I WILL FIND A WAY

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Come to the Kat Chat.
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@Becfromthedead group

@Huxly don't feel bad. My friends have threatened to put me in a bubble for lesser things. I just have a thing for running into walls… a lot… but I've only broken one toe so far, so I don't see what the big deal is.

@Huxly

Oh, well at least I'm not alone =3