…We'll ask Unseelie when they get back

Hmmmmmm, I like lighterfluid.
Bring it on over.
Mom's cooking dinner for the boys.

Yeet

Someday historians will find this chat and put it in textbooks as a prime example of Gen Z kids

obviously y’all haven’t italianed before

it’s olive oil all the way

crispy egg yummy

Olive oil? What,are we cooking in the bathtub now? I thought we were blowing up a house.

i ain’t burning my egg

i ain’t burning my egg

bathtub or fucking not i’ll boil it in the toilet

ooooh that'd be a really cool splatter effect when it blows up!

how many times i gotta say

I ain’t roiinin, buirnin, or overcoocin ma egg

oo i could poach it

yes

i’d need a lot of salt tho

bath salt is danger

bath salt is danger

The drug or the smelly

So are bathtub eggs

what

um

i think it’d be both

So are bathtub eggs

h

you mean

the bath bombs?

how would you get the water to boil in a bathtub?

how would you get the water to boil in a bathtub?

what