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:F snake

/( .□.) ︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /)

booty

My current mood is snake

umbrella intensifies

YEET ME UP

YEET ME UP INSIDE

Idek why I made this but I love it

Sunday funday

GIVE ME MY FRICKING PHONE GERALD

MY BDAYS OVER IN 3 HOURS

NOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY MOTHERHUGGING BIRTHDAY

guess what you have 364 unbirthdays to look forward too

GERALD AND THE PHONE IS DEAD IT WAS A BIG LOSS LOSS

WOOHOO

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT DEAD GERALD OPEN THE FRICKING DOOR

GO HANG SALAMI

This is

G O S P E L

FOR THE FALLEN

HUNS

it is brother amen

GERALD STOP SINGING I SWEAR I WILL DROP KICK YOUR SORRY-

WHAT IS LOVE

MY BDAYS OVER IN 3 HOURS

IM LATE! IM LATE! FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE!!!
🎉🎊🎂🍰🥞HAPPY LATE FRICKIN BIRTHDAY!!!🤗🍔🍟🥐🌯🍖🍧🍦🍩🍭

I SHALL NOW SING A SONG IN HONOR OF YOU👑!!!

You're my honeybunch🍯, sugar plum🍬🍑
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin🎃
You're my sweetie pie🍮
You're my cuppycake🍰, gumdrop🍬
Snoogums🐨💓, boogums💕, you're
The apple of my eye!🍎👁️

And I love you so
And I want you to know
That I'm always be right here
And I want to sing🎶
Sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear!🦌💘

I’ve hesrd that song from someplace before

I can’t figger out where

GERALD!

O P E N T H E D O O R

haven't you people ever heard of

C L O S I N G T H E G O D D A M N D O O R

GERALD SHUT UP! AND GIVE ME MY PHONE BEFORE I-

TAKE ON ME

~Baby don't hurt me, dont hurt me no more~

love is what

egg facts

egg fact 1
1 egg is approximately equal to 1 egg
egg fact 2
eggs can be smooshed, scrampled, and cronched
egg fact 3
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
egg fact 4
you can crush the shells to make delicious chips
that's all we have on eggs so far. tune in next time for
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

GERALD

SHUT UP

nO