Have a chat with the god or goddess of mischief

I got a prescription for glasses.

Then you are smart.

Ha, intelligence.

How can you mortals stand this daylight savings time thing it has me all confused that I couldn't sleep at all last night. I hate your planet. (Lexi you know that the mortals are used to these things but we are still getting used to being here on Midgard.) What ever you say Loki.

I hate day light savings because it fucks with my sleep schedule. Sorry for cursing.

Oof

Me and my twin has only been on midgard for 2 years and we still aren't used to all of the midgardian things.

That’s a big oof

I know. This planet it confussing.

My planet sucks as well, especially America. Fuck America. I live there. I hate it. Everyone’s loud and deals illegal shit and school is full of bullies, thots, crack heads and rarely normal people. My friends are cool though

America is not ok

America’s economy is actually trash, but it’s gotten better over the year.

Why do mortals get up so early for school it doesn't make sense

Exactly

Also I did actually got trick or treating with my boyfriend and some friends it was soooo fun! I actually had my first hug in a relationship that wasn’t Jazzy! I blushed a lot, he told me he loved me. Help

I would say just tell him how you feel. (No Lexi that is not what your supposed to say. Hi this is Loki you should take a knife and stab him next time he hugs you. That is what I do to Thor each time he hugs me it is funny.) Loki you are not supposed to tell someone to stub someone else we are on midgard there are laws about that type of things. If you try to stab him please don't me and Loki always stab Thor each time he hugs us but we are Asgardians so we won't really get hurt so don't try and stab anybody with a knife.

I was the one who hugged him… I like him.

I’m too scared to tell him I love him. Also I stole his jacket

I’m awkward and shy and I’m scared… I just… it’s an anxiety thing really.

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hello my friends.

Hi Lexi and Loki! How is your day so far?

Our day is going good so far but we are nervous for tomorrow.

Why so? Anything important?