hello

have you seen the italian mafia anywhere. i would love to speak to them.

i don’t think they’re on here but what happened anyways, why are you seeking them out

They killed my comrades. I am a robot from the future. Something horrible has happened and I was built and sent back in time to stop them from shooting my comrades.

oh yeah aha that’s a very honrable cause contacts HQ and whispers into radio hes here

oh no you don’t

shoots the radio out of his hands with expert precision

ow!

im taking you hostage to lure the italians out of italy. soon, they will come for you….

no they will come for you. but unfortunately it will take them a while to get here so could you please let me go

no

aw man