Here's a place for jokes!

Here's a place for people to be funny!

Honestly, I don't give a fuck if it's a really inappropriate joke, just nothing at the expense of someone else and seriously, don't be racist. I'm okay if you make a few jokes about homosexuality/general LGBT-ness as long as you're being nice and you don't take it too far. I'm just saying, nothing directly offensive to a person, their identity, or their beliefs, and I don't care what you say! Just have fun and be funny! Use puns at your own risk.

Seriously I will fucking cut you if you use puns.

(Most people won’t get this but I find it hilarious)

Who annoys Polyphemus?

Nobody!!!!!!!

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I get that one.

Here's a joke:

An elephant and a naked man walk into a bar. The elephant looks to the man and asks, "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

Yes I'm shameless.

On a more appropriate note,

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

I love the cat one!

What do you call murdering your best friend?

Homieside

A homosexual man has two favorite drinks, what are they?

Cocktails and Penicalodas.