Hey hey, b*tches. I'm hella gay!

Good Evening!
I am Eris.
I am a cis female (ahem. i identify as a fae queen or goddess of darkness but thats a story for another time.)
I am bisexy.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU COME INTO A CHAT AND ITS ON FIRE

whaddup
I’m emily
I’m gay and cis

Honestly I'm just too ugly and fat for anyone to love me shruggo

don't say that!!!
If there are more people like me in this world (which there probably are, I'm not too unique) then there are people who don't care about appearance. Physical beauty does not determine whether or not I love a person. I'm not the only one who's like that.

Well, at least where I live, all that matters is appearance. I've been told that every day of my life. shruggo I've pretty much accepted at this point that I'm going to live alone. Just me and my pets XD

I don't fall in love with looks. I fall in love with personality. I could careless if you hot af or ugly af. If I like you I will stick by you.

(Me entirely.)

Honestly I'm just too ugly and fat for anyone to love me shruggo

don't say that!!!
If there are more people like me in this world (which there probably are, I'm not too unique) then there are people who don't care about appearance. Physical beauty does not determine whether or not I love a person. I'm not the only one who's like that.

Well, at least where I live, all that matters is appearance. I've been told that every day of my life. shruggo I've pretty much accepted at this point that I'm going to live alone. Just me and my pets XD

hhhhhhh I wanna give you a hug so bad now
you're beautiful to me no matter what you look like!!!

(Also, they'd have to be willing to put up with me crying and my interest in witchcraft.)

OK! IT'S OFFICIAL. WHO EVER HERE SAYS THAT THEY WILL BE ALONE FOREVER I AM NOW ADOPTING THEM!

(ADOPT ME!! I WANT TO BE WANTED!)

OK! IT'S OFFICIAL. WHO EVER HERE SAYS THAT THEY WILL BE ALONE FOREVER I AM NOW ADOPTING THEM!

(ADOPT ME!! I WANT TO BE WANTED!)

ADOPT ME ALSO

YAY!

(Yaaaaaaayyy!!!! I'M WANTED!!!)

I come back and everyone is getting adopted what

XD

OK! IT'S OFFICIAL. WHO EVER HERE SAYS THAT THEY WILL BE ALONE FOREVER I AM NOW ADOPTING THEM!

Imma be alone forever
I don't want a SM, I want a QPR

What's that again? I think I've heard it before but I forgot what it stands for lol

A queerplatonic (or quasiplatonic) relationship is a relationship that is not romantic but involves a close emotional connection (platonic) beyond what most people consider friendship. The commitment level in a queerplatonic relationship is often considered to be similar to that of a romantic relationship.

I'm just gonna say hi even though I don't know my sexuality yet, yayyy

Hey that's good, bitch! Keep on going!

A queerplatonic (or quasiplatonic) relationship is a relationship that is not romantic but involves a close emotional connection (platonic) beyond what most people consider friendship. The commitment level in a queerplatonic relationship is often considered to be similar to that of a romantic relationship.

I want one

(So, my school is having a spirit week and guess what one of the days is??!!)

What? What is it?

(MEME DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Ah. Right.

(AND I HAVE NO F***ING IDEA WHAT TO DO FOR IT BECAUSE I BARELY KNOW WHAT A MEME IS!!!! HELP!!)

(AND I HAVE NO F***ING IDEA WHAT TO DO FOR IT BECAUSE I BARELY KNOW WHAT A MEME IS!!!! HELP!!)

I got youuuuuu
so
there are many different ones you could do.
Some ideas are:
bring a plush dog and a tennis ball (Duke do you want the ball?)
Wear a harry potter shirt (optional) and carry around a package of tortillas (Hurricane Katrina? more like hurricane tortilla!)
And I have so many more, just let me know if you need more

Hi….. what is going on here.

Welcome, bitch. A lot. Gayness, memes, but mostly gayness