Congratulations Loki, you won the hunger games.
SUMMARY
The Bloodbath
Kylee bashes Nick Cage's head in with a mace.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) strangles Soup Nana with a rope.
Day 1
Tiramisu attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Pewds, killing them both.
Night 1
No deaths occurred.
Day 2
Mochi dies of dysentery.
Shuri attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.
Night 2
Red stabs Dobby while his back is turned.
Starlord dies from thirst.
Day 3
No deaths occurred.
Arena Event
A herd of wild Fawcetts are let loose the arena!
Snowy gives Grace and Thor the answers to the math problems, but they are all killed for cheating by the Fawcetts.
Starlight finds herself confronted by a Fawcett. They are forced to do math and they die from boredom.
Thanos wasn't paying attention and was killed by the Fawcetts for slacking off.
Peridot sacrafices Red to the Fawcetts, leaving her to die from boredom.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) and NutElla attempt to fight off the Fawcetts with sick beats, but they are unable to stop the wild Fawcetts math problems.
Kylee finds herself confronted by a Fawcett. They are forced to do math and they die from boredom.
Obama finds himself confronted by a Fawcett. They are forced to do math and they die from boredom.
Night 3
No deaths occurred.
The Feast
Steve Carell kills Rvan for his supplies.
Day 4
Donald Trump attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.
Peridot suffocated in gravel.
Night 4
Midnight accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
Steve Carell was blown up by a creeper.
The winner is Loki from District 10!
YAAASSSSS!!!! I WILL WIN THIS TIME!!!
Kylee grabs a shovel.
Pewds runs away from the Cornucopia.
Soup Nana steps on a pile of Legos and dies from the sheer pain of it.
Midnight laughs hysterically as Peridot and Thanos fight over a basket of bread.
Obama grabs a plasma pistol from the cornucopia before running away.
Loki snatches a pair of sais.
Rvan clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Steve Carell runs away from the Cornucopia.
Red runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Tiramisu runs away from the Cornucopia.
Thor and Grace work together to drown Snowy.
Shuri runs away from the Cornucopia.
Donald Trump runs away from the Cornucopia.
Mochi runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dobby runs away from the Cornucopia.
Starlight, NutElla, andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer), and Nick Cage share everything they gathered before running.
Starlord runs away from the Cornucopia.
DAY 1
Starlight defeats Rvan in a fight, but spares his life.
Peridot throws a knife into Red's chest.
Obama reads a cheesy romance novel found in the cornucopia and cries silently.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) reads a cheesy romance novel found in the cornucopia and cries silently.
Starlord collects fruit from a tree.
Thanos goes hunting.
NutElla receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Midnight searches for firewood.
Kylee, Tiramisu, Donald Trump, and Nick Cage raid Loki's camp while he is hunting.
Grace searches for firewood.
Shuri questions his sanity.
Dobby questions his sanity.
Steve Carell camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Thor runs away from Pewds.
Mochi eats bread.
Ahhh.. just like me… (NOT IN A HUNGER GAMES BATTLE THOUGH!!) Evil laugh
NIGHT 1
Peridot makes a treehouse and spends the night in it.
Loki was killed by squids seeking revenge.
Rvan, Starlight, Kylee, and Dobby sleep in shifts.
Starlord defeats Mochi in a fight, but spares her life.
Donald Trump mutters in his sleep.
Nick Cage shoots a poisonous blow dart into Tiramisu's neck, slowly killing him.
Shuri sets an explosive off, killing NutElla, Obama, and Grace.
Steve Carell sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Midnight sets an explosive off, killing Pewds.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) makes a treehouse and spends the night in it.
Thor and Thanos huddle for warmth. (😂)
DAY 2
Kylee fishes.
Mochi practices her archery.
Midnight, Shuri, and Nick Cage get into a fight. Midnight triumphantly kills them both.
Thanos and Starlord work together for the day.
Steve Carell collects fruit from a tree.
Donald Trump, Starlight, and Peridot get into a fight. Starlight triumphantly kills them both.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) discovers a river.
Thor fishes.
Rvan travels to higher ground.
Dobby travels to higher ground.
But THANOS KILLED LOKI!!!
Shuri why would you do this to me???
BWAHAHAHA
group
I found a simulator, too. Idk if it’s the same one, but I put all of my irl friends into it, and I was just dying. My softest friend had the highest kill count…
THE FEAST
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
Starlight decides not to go to The Feast.
Dobby decides not to go to The Feast.
Kylee, Steve Carell, Starlord, and Midnight team up to grab food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs.
Rvan gathers as much food into a bag as he can before fleeing.
Thor kills Thanos with a hatchet. (You should have aimed for the head.)
WHY DID I NOT TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY????
BWAHAHAHA
WHAT!? WHY DID I TRY TO DIE?!