I am alone

Hello I am alone. Plez help.

There there

pats your head

Hands you a kitten

Gives you chocolate hope you're not allergic.

Give hot actor poster along with a box of candy and a new car

Honestly, I want that.

(U wanted what?)

A hot actor poster along with candy and a new car

(NOOOOO!!! I Have like NOOO Money!!)

😂 thanks

I’m allergic to kittens but hey

Oh nu. Hands you puppies

I like puppies! Also chocolate.

Hand you a wad of imaginary cash and then gives the keys to a zoo

namaste i like cash it means I can buy more tickets to infinity war where everybody including my soul dies :D I’m a happy child

(I can wait for that movie to come out!)

(Me neither! There are 20 days until I see it!)

(WHAAATTTT!!!!)

(Today’s April 8th right? I see it the 28th)

(WOW! I did not check when it was coming out!)

(Huh. Yeah, they moved it from May fourth to April 27th, and so I see it the 28th)

Wait, when does Infinity War come out?

(April 27th)

(@MadDog Is your name inspired by the SF Giants pitcher Bumgarner? (Did i spell that right))