(It’s a RP convo thing cus they’re popular and whatever I’m bored. It’s about a Demon)
You and a friend went and investigated a farmhouse in their backyard. You went up to the upstairs area and found a dead chicken. It was still running around everywhere and flapping its wings.
(OooOoooOh!)
"Weird…" I muttered, peering at the chicken. "Do you think I should stab it? Yeah, I'm going to stab it." I said, pulling out the small pocket knife I had… Well, in my pocket.
(um hi i don't know what's going on but i saw this and that's cool)
"Gotta record this," I pull out my phone. "This'll get so many views!" I decided to begin recording the chicken because why the hell not.
The chicken continued running and running like the freaky ass thing it was. It slammed into the wall upon random, unholy force and it went limp.
"Stahp it, we could get arrested for being in here." I scolded my friend, shaking one of my fingers on the hand that wasn't holding a knife.
(eh? Thank you Emi! bows to worship the Great Mother Emi)
(Oh yes I love the pair)
(ok so i need uno person and I choose Red bc I love Red)
Oh… Okay… I didn't see this… I guess I'll leave now…///
(Lmao thanks Red. But Lex and Red you two can chill here and story it up)
Okay… Thanks Emi&m.//
"That's what makes this more fun!" I chuckled at my friend and moved forward to nudge the now-limp chicken with my foot. "Is it finally dead?"
It wiggled around under the person’s foot. It seemed pretty close to bleeding out. It rose up in the air again (somehow) and slammed back into the wooded wall of the barnhouse at spectacular force.
(I read that as "uno more person" and now I've confused myself. I thought Emi was gonna be the demon mediator and have Lex/Bee and I the two confused friends?)
"You're insufferable," I mutter jokingly, my sense of humor, as usual, being a form of making fun of someone. "And I don't think it was alive…"
(am I just being a confused idiot? Probably.)
(Ok ok so I’ll be the Demon Mediator and Red, you are one of the friends, and Bee is the second.)
(Me also being a confused idiot? Yes. -Lex)
(Ok ok so I’ll be the Demon Mediator and Red, you are one of the friends, and Bee is the second.)
Yeet//
(Ok ok so I’ll be the Demon Mediator and Red, you are one of the friends, and Bee is the second.)
Yeet//
(okay then sweet yeeteroonie)
It wiggled around under the person’s foot. It seemed pretty close to bleeding out. It rose up in the air again (somehow) and slammed back into the wooded wall of the barnhouse at spectacular force.
I jump back at the sudden strong movement from a chicken of all things and drop my phone in the process. "Shit fuck," I mutter, sending an awkward smile towards my friend as I go to retrieve my poor phone. Please don't be cracked…
"I swear-!" I exclaimed, cutting myself off before I could make more noise. "This place is fucking creepy." I muttered, walking closer to my friend. "Why did I think of doing this? Stupid, stupid Lex."
The chicken picked itself up again, and it turned its front to face the pair of friends. It wiggled around, as if being shaken side by side.
"Yup! I'm stabbing it." I muttered, lunging over and stabbing the chicken in its heart. "Is it dead?" I asked my friend, having closed my eyes as soon as I hit the chicken.
"Well, it certainly should be dead by now… maybe it's possessed…?" I stuffed my phone back into my front pocket and edged closer to Lex until finally standing beside them.
The chicken plopped down onto the floor, but it stood solidly on its feet. A soft laugh protruded from the neck wound that took off its head.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A GARLIC BREADSTICK! CHICKEN SATAN?!" I lept back from the chicken, trying to drag Lex along with me to get clear of the feathered fiend.
"Nope, I'm stabbing it again." I said, trying to keep my voice calm as I took out my pocket knife again. "Not today Satan." I muttered as i went to stab it again.
As Lex stabbed it through again, the chicken didn’t do anything. It just continued laughing softly.
