I don't know what to write next???!!!

I always thought it was a little iffy. My cult is way better.

Whats your cult? Knives?

What is your cult?

We worship cats that stand on two legs.

wut?

…Neko humans?

No! Not demons that shapeshift into cats, just cats that stand on two legs with their hands stretched towards the sky. Look it up.

Ah shoot! It's getting real here !

YES

Ooh, werecats!

I just read a little bit of the ignore chat. Are you warning people about spoon and knife cults? Well, now I have to make one.

Nah, we know that forks will prevail. (And we're also trying to get this cult as big until andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) notices! XD)

Knives can cut forks. Losers.

At least forks can pick up food. And with manners and grace! Knives can only cut!

Ohh, this means WAR!!!

Been there, done that. There is a reason the spoon and spork cult don't exist anymore.

They were weak.

So were the dull knives we stopped.

Well, we're STEAK knives, we even got a few DAGGERS including myself.

Bruh, you should see all the dangerous forks we have accumulated on our fork cultchat.

And they are a lot more dangerous than pitchforks…

Ohh, wow. Big forks. I'm shaking!

Oh no.. A-a STEAK knife! My ultimate weakness!!

I will melt you!!!

~Can't touch this ~

Quite switching from chat to chat! Just pick one!!!

Uh, I'm just following along with your new comments.

I will melt you!!!

And don't say I can't use my fandom as a comeback! Death to all knives!

THANK YOU!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!