I'm bored let's bring back the notebook hunger games

Noooo Oprah

Day 4.

Eddie hunts for other tributes.

MnM kills Michael with a hatchet. (Mir your hero avenged you)

Daisy dies from hypothermia.

Maddie and Keanu work together for the day.

Demi steals from Katy while she isn't looking.

Robert tries to sleep through the entire day.

Morgan and Chris work together for the day.

Malina sets an explosive off, killing Gordon, Taylor, and Jane.

J.K Rowling decapitates dw. daddy phwowowax-chan with a sword. (NOOOO)

Pedo Slayer runs away from Ben.

Lauren camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Lots of death today

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Oprah
District 3

Michael
District 10

Daisy
District 7

Gordon
District 6

Taylor
District 8

Jane
District 4

dw. daddy phwowowax-chan
District 12

(sigh what are we gonna do without dw daddy phwowowax-chan…)

Night 4.

Chris severely injures Keanu and leaves him to die.

Maddie receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

MnM climbs a tree to rest.

Robert cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Ben stays awake all night.

Malina and Pedo Slayer huddle for warmth.

Lauren passes out from exhaustion.

Demi looks at the night sky.

J.K Rowling receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Katy begs for Morgan to kill her. He refuses, keeping Katy alive.

Eddie thinks about home.

Day 5.

J.K Rowling discovers a cave.

Lauren receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Pedo Slayer defeats MnM in a fight, but spares his life.

Malina practices her archery.

Eddie practices his archery.

Ben attacks Chris, but he manages to escape.

Morgan stalks Robert.

Demi kills Katy with a sickle.

Maddie collects fruit from a tree.

Killing Dr. Phlorax is the best thing JKR has done lately
Mainly because she sucks

agreed!!

Doesn't eat the food

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Keanu
District 1

Katy
District 8

Noooo Keanu

Wait who's the other Chris?

chris pratt

Night 5.

MnM loses sight of where he is.

Robert screams for help.

Demi dies from hypothermia.

Maddie stays awake all night.

Ben lets Morgan into his shelter.

Pedo Slayer destroys J.K Rowling's supplies while she is asleep.

Lauren receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Malina cries herself to sleep.

Chris tries to treat his infection.

Eddie questions his sanity.

Killing Dr. Phlorax is the best thing JKR has done lately
Mainly because she sucks

agreed!!

how could you say such things about that gorgeous specimen

Day 6.

Lauren thinks about home.

MnM overhears Morgan and Ben talking in the distance.

Chris receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Pedo Slayer travels to higher ground.

Eddie hunts for other tributes.

Robert discovers a cave.

Maddie fishes.

J.K Rowling strangles Malina after engaging in a fist fight.

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Demi
District 10

Malina
District 3

No! Demi died! Also, I think I missed when Taylor died. What happened to her?

Killing Dr. Phlorax is the best thing JKR has done lately
Mainly because she sucks

agreed!!

how could you say such things about that gorgeous specimen

I thought you meant JKR at first and I was thoroughly confused-

no she's awful
i misread it as "he sucks"
which he doesn't
he's perfect

ya yeet

No! Demi died! Also, I think I missed when Taylor died. What happened to her?

Malina sets an explosive off, killing Gordon, Taylor, and Jane.

I want the Chrises to team up

HECK YEAH CHRIS SQUARED