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I'M WAVING THROUGH A WINDOW

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@Lupout

yeah.

I bought this glove a thousand years ago

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@PuffPoff

For some birthday or some Christmas that has come and gone

@Lupout

I thought we might play catch, or… I don't know

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@PuffPoff

But he left it in the bag, with the tag still on

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You'll have to break it in though, first. You can't catch anything with it that stiff.​

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@PuffPoff

How do you break it in?

@Lupout

It's all a process that is really quite precise, a sort of secret method known to very few.

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@PuffPoff

So, if you're in the market for…professional advice. Well, today could be a lucky day for you

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@Moxie group

(sure. tbh this is my least favorite song but we gotta do them all so lets go)

This gloves really cool, wow

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@Moxie group

(Okay whoops sorry I totally didn't see all the above stuff sorry people)

Shaving cream.

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@PuffPoff

Shaving cream?

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@Moxie group

Yeah you rub that in for about five minutes, tie it all up with rubber bands, put it under your mattress, and sleep on it

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@PuffPoff

And you do that for at least a week, every day. Consistent.

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@Moxie group

And though this method isn't easy

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@PuffPoff

Every second that you spend is gonna pay off

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@Moxie group

It'll pay off in the end

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@PuffPoff

It just takes a little patience

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@Moxie group

It takes a little time

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A little perseverance

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@Moxie group

And a little uphill climb

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@PuffPoff

You might not think it's worth it

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@Moxie group

You might begin to doubt

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@PuffPoff

But you can't take any shortcuts

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@Moxie group

You gotta stick it out

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@PuffPoff

And it's the hard way

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@Moxie group

But it's the right way

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@PuffPoff

The riiiight waaaay to break in a glove

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@Moxie group

With something like this you gotta be able to put in the work

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@PuffPoff

Make the commitment

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@Moxie group

So, what do you think?