I'M WAVING THROUGH A WINDOW

Then it's viral. Fricken viral

Ooo wa oh ooo wa oh

Once your letter first gets tweeted

That sh** never gets deleted

One kid clicks then two then six

And oohh, you know

ITS GOIN VIRAL, VIRAL

YOU'LL BE AN INTERNET CELEBRITYY

CAUSE IT'LL SPREAD LIKE FREAKING HPV

NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR SH**

ITS GOING VIRAL, VIRAL

YOU'LL BE THE POSTER BOY FOR GAY AND LAME

YOU'LL BE THE POSTER BOY FOR GAY AND LAME

(Meeeee. Well poster girl. Lol sorry)

SO EITHER KILL YOURSELF OR CHANGE YOUR NAME

'CAUSE IT'S GOIN' VIRAL, VIRAL, VIRAL

You’ll see it blowin up on youtube like a hip-hop song

And every soccer mom in Omaha will sing along

Cause its viral

It's v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v viral

ooh wa-oh ooh wa-oh

Trust me dude, that sh** will linger

Worse than charlie bit my finger

Just sit back and watch this f***** grow, grow, grOOW

OWW! ITS GOIN VIRAL VIRAL

YOU'RE POPPIN' UP ON EVERY LAPTOP SCREEN

AND KIDS'LL DRESS LIKE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN

(I mean he's not wrong…my friend dressed up as Evan last Halloween)
KHAKIS AND THOSE F***ING SHOOES

(Thats great)
ITS GOIN VIRAL, VIRAL

I'LL GET TO SAY I KNEW THE YOUTUBE STAR

THAT PEOPLE LAUGH ABOUT IN KANDAHAR

'CAUSE IT'S GOIN' VIRAL, VIRAL, VIRAL