I want to give everyone my sincerest apologies

i can't drink normal coffee, it does the OPPOSITE of what it is supposed to do. it makes me go to sleep, and i make it myself.

silently holds out swear jar

Why do yu want me to swear into it?

firebrand opens the jar and yells into it FUCK!!! firebrand closes the jar

Good job son

applauds you

is hurt

Well what did you want us to do?

@ThatBackgroundSlytherin, thanks dad ^-^

@Natasha, sorry

Swearing bothers me.
Like a lot.
walks away dejectedly

runs after you and promises not to swear in your presence

firebrand runs after Natasha I'm sorry, here firebrand places a 100 dollar bill in the jar no more swearing, from me that is

dumps entire fortune into swear jar "I'm paying for all y'all to shut up." (Jk)

stops Okay.Thanks

Gives a million dollars. Here you go

I'd never swear anyway.

I only do it when i drop something on my foot ;)

я рот для унитаза

(translation:I'm the mouth for the toilet)

I swear under my breath or it just slips out so I had to pay anyway

I don't even count them as swear words anymore

they're just sentence enhancers

XD

Natasha, same. I feel you

Sorry bro ._.

what did i miss?

Pain for me hbu?

…i'm sorry man…you ok?

Yeah just them dang canker sores

ugh all five

for a second i thought you would have said this https://i.pinimg.com/originals/15/0e/4a/150e4a3aa2906368f301402029d5f1f0.jpg
but now i'm SORE-ly mistaken

(i'll stop now)

wow

i mean
wOW

Son that was beautiful