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@Firebrand

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what do you call a magic owl?

@Firebrand

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hoodini

@RedTheLoveless

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@Firebrand

oh you like owl puns

OWL get you for that

@remarkab.le

hello!

@Firebrand

sah dud

@remarkab.le

how are yall

@Firebrand

pretty good. how is you?

@remarkab.le

could be better

@Firebrand

what's wrong?

@remarkab.le

its not that big a deal

@Firebrand

given what has happened in the past on this thread, i must ask what happened?

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You know, I honestly hate Virginia.
THEY HAVE NO TREES!!!

I am a fricking red tomato, everything hurts.

@Mindful_Bison

@MiBoiSycore Ouch. My dad works in Virginia a lot (he's there right now) and I've been with him a few times. It's not bad, but sunburns really suck.

@Mindful_Bison

Unless you weren't talking about sunburns and you're an actual, sentient tomato…

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I live in the middle of the forest and was forced to stay outside all day at my Aunts house. She's a real you-know-what.
It was like a oven to my soft potato skin.
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@remarkab.le

What have I said in past threads?

@LudibrousLainey

I dunno to be honest. Maybe they're referring to other people?

I AM ALIVE!!! I went on a rafting trip today, and I thought I was going to die.

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I sucked at physical stuff today and got pitied by everyone.

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Oh, and I basically got rejected by my crush yesterday. It's a long story, he didn't really…
Then he was cowering behind me at Jailball so I guess he doesn't hate me.
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what is jailball

me and my crush are still talking after about a year, and we haven't gone anywhere yet.

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Free-for-all dodgeball. You get back in when the person who got you got out. It's fun.

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I was killing seven-foot tall teenagers and he just scoots towards me and thinks I'll protect him. "Naw, Gavin, this is free for all, you're dead."

lol me too. Except it's even worse when the varsity football coach comes up and asks you to play in two games for him bc he needs a tight end. Keep in mind that I am a female. I was like ok no prob. I asked what I needed to do, and he said just run and don't get caught. I was like ok sounds cool. Then I actually played. five foot tall me versus seven foot tall dudes, literally twice my weight. Now that's scary. (Especially if they are the ones running toward you…..)

@LudibrousLainey

I would probably start running in the opposite direction. My brother played defense for Kiel for a little while, and ended up getting his wrist nearly completely broken during practice by someone charging at him. So I'm a little nervous when people come charging at me.

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Poor Gavin…your trust is misplaced, child.

lol. That's great. When I have to play free for all dodgeball, I normally team up with my friend from Wisconsin, and I throw while he blocks. (I have to throw bc I am a softball player, and I don't miss. I I want you hit, you're gonna get hit, and hard.) Then, we are normally the last two, and either I eat it, or he eats it, and one of us just stands there, still, and we let the person come up and tag us. Nice friendly competition… Nothing like it.

@KiwiLaKiwi

How's it