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I got a plan.

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I'M REALLY CONCERNED

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Me t00! I like my internet friends. Get off this computer for your life's sake and figure something out.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA it worked!!!!! I buried him in snow!!!! And now he's tied up to a tree, and knocked out! (Elias knocked him out. I just buried him. Elias is taking him to the police station. Crisis averted! Everything's good. I am going to be gone for a little while, because I am going over to Elias' house. (He doesn't have wifi, I AM ALL GOOD NOW. I AM SAFE. I PROMISE. SORRY FOR THE SCARE.)

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Thank God!! One day you need to make and autobiography, i'd read it, in a non-creepy way…

Didn't want that scare this morning… I am all right now. Everything is good.

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No one did.

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It's like one of those text chat horror stories! So creepy.

@Firebrand

i came back because i got tired of working on my essay and i come back to this?

I m surprised my crazy plan worked. I literally ran across my roof dragging my blade, and jumped off the end of it, (it's like 30 feet, why I jumped idk.) and let the avalanche cover him. Elias had to get him out of 6 feet of snow, and then he knocked him out. He tied him up to a tree got his snowmobile, and carried him, and put him on the back. End of crazy story.

Sorry Firebrand. Alaskan life happened….. We are all good now.

@Firebrand

… good fucking jesus… this is exactly why i have a shotgun next to my bed.

I did, I forgot to load it, and charge my phone. I was lazy last night, and didn't do what I should have done. I AM GOOD THOUGH.

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That's why i have a purebred Doberman, iron pans and pots, a baseball bat, plus knives at hand.

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Bro this is like Droog except more dangerous….

I literally have a wall of knives. Well, I got to go. Elias is taking me to his house. He told me to tell you that the police are locking him up, for questioning.

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@Sly, yes.
@Winter, okay, see ya later.

@Firebrand

in my family we each have a special shell, my mom has a terminator round, my bro has a bolo shell and i have a tango shell. how ever the last time i fired one of those, it destroyed the shot gun and almost blew my hands off

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whoa dude sick

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Brownie would scare them away in a heartbeat, if not, my house has a secret room where we store our weapons.

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wow you guys must be rich or something cus all we have is a gun and kitchen ware…

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No, my family is pretty poor. We just prepare for the worst.

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oh okay yeah same

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Rich people, where i live, are too busy taking in the bliss to care if the world ends.

@Firebrand

i had to work my ass of to get my ONE shell and even more to REPLACE it

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yikes dude are we all just poor folk here?

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Poor people are the most creative because they've never experienced what others may have.

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My family's also extremely cheap, it took me four years to get the full version of GD. (It was $2.)

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yeah I have a rich friend and lemme tell you she is so clueless as to how rich she really is

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I have no friends :') But yeah they are clueless.