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@Firebrand

the thing is, it was a ping pong ball, then 2 ping pong balls, then it was three… my cat is weird and intelligent… i'm scared

Yesterday, I was walking down the hall looking for him (Mr. baby caribou. He needs a name), and he runs out of nowhere, and I hit the floor, because that little jerk hit me behind my knee cap. So essentially a baby caribou deadlegged me. Elias walked around the corner with a bowl of cereal, and laughed, and turned around and walked back into the kitchen. The caribou proceeded to head but me in the side, and I was like screw it. I laid in the floor for about 15 minutes letting it head but me, before Elias walked in and picked it up. Then it snuggled him on the couch.

@Firebrand

tamriel?

I was rejected. It won't even let me sit on the couch now. If I make any move to sit down, it gets up, and bows up like it wants to fight. I sat down yesterday thinking he was only playing, and he gets up on the other side of the couch for a few minutes and sits down, and then out of nowhere, he charges me, and hits me in my side. I honestly want this animal to give me my couch back…

@Firebrand

all you need to do is show you mean no harm

Elias wanted to name it Bucky. Why, I don't know. I want to name it Farrow.

It knows that @Firebrand! It just likes to play. But, playing doesn't mean run down a hall and deadleg me… It was just mad because I put an extra hour between his bottle times…

It's laying on the couch like a dog, but belly up, begging to be petted. Elias is a sucker for it…

@RedTheLoveless

Pet it…..

@Firebrand

PET IT……

He's holding it, and petting it, and treating it like a baby…

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cutecutecute

I AM REJECTED… THE CARIBOU HAS TAKEN ALL THE ATTENTION!!!

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lol get rekt bro

I know. Elias is laughing, because I am sitting by myself in the recliner and the caribou is just staring at me…

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sounds like my dog…..

I am alone.

Sadness. Wait, Elias is getting up, what does this mean?

I AM NOT ALONE IN THE CHAIR!!! HAHAHAHA!

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YAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYY

The caribou is giving me dirty looks, and it walked into the kitchen.

I think I like being cuddled, by Elias.

I realized that I am really small in his arms, and I realized that I am really loved by him.

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awwwwwwwwwwwww

I forgot to tell you, we don't have school today because 4 more feet of snow was dropped last night. I am home cuddling my most favorite person in the whole world. ( he told me to say that)

He is so needy. (Him in background whining, I am not needy! lol)

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gtg bbl chums!

I have to feed the caribou. I'll talk to you later. First I have to find that little rascal…

I am back.

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Hey.