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@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Another thing is gin, beer, a bit of fresh swmqeezed OJ, and a pinch of salt.

I mixed thst one myself. It's amazing.

Everyone drinks so much…..
I just have like a bottle of
vanilla rum
gin
vodka
and some other assorted stuff that I have no idea what it is, but it tastes pretty good. Wine just makes me very angry…. (Think warring Highlander and then you have me)

@SaltyLasagna

a sidecar is some sort of orange liquor with brandy and lemon juice, it's amazing

@RedTheLoveless

Coke and rum
Seven Up and red wine
homemade margaritas
my brain is blanking on other drinks

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I think the most alcohol I've evwr had was at my own late birthday party.

First… Let me just say I partied for fourteen hours straight!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

You guys wanma hear about an alcoholic health tonic I invented?

@RedTheLoveless

yes please
maybe send over the recipe as well

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I will… Publicly, because I'm an ass.

@RedTheLoveless

Publically so others can have the recipe lmao you're not an ass

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

My phone died halfway through typing…

Oh my God.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

All right, so what your going to need, is a handful of seedless grapes, half a banana (just eat the other half), and a bit of spinach, as well as a glass of wine, anything will do.

First, make a balanced bed or nest with the grapes this will act to keep the other ingredients balanced and stable.

Next, all you have to do a split that banana half vertically down the middle and throw the two slices in, again don't forget to at least try to equalize your placing.

Now, when you're done with that make a bed out of the spinach to go on top, who are the one on top of this bed of spinach, this bed will keep the wine from seeping down into the other ingredients and down into the bottom of the blender where it will begin to congregate at the lowest part. The bed itself, will only allow the wine to lightly douse the other ingredients.

As you blend it and the spinach bed breaks down, the one will begin to flow evenly throughout the smoothie. However you'd better drink it quickly.

There you go…

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Oh… I guess, just after that, blend for a minute!

@RedTheLoveless

nice! thank you

@SaltyLasagna

huh, I might actually try that, I've got all of the ingredients for it

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I should probably be a bartender at this point…

@SaltyLasagna

lmao I've thought of being a bartender

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I call it the green unicorn.

Because you can taste the fruits and veggies, but also because the bananas and spinach mske it taste rich and full-bodied, while the wine and normal grapes make it feel light, a d taste fruity!

@SaltyLasagna

noice

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

So how is everyone?

@basil_

meh

Wonderful atm.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

That's good.

Tis good indeed

@basil_

that's good winttyty

Ye tis is good

@basil_

lots of sleep
not rum

But I had both and I feeeeeeeellllllll wonderfuuuuuuuuulllllllll

@basil_

oh no..no rum winter

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

But I had both and I feeeeeeeellllllll wonderfuuuuuuuuulllllllll

I just had some Malibu too my friend…