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@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Just do what you want and what makes you happy. You do you bro!

I want to stay home until I find a good college, in a little warmer place.

Like maybe Wisconsin? Or is that too much? Right now it is like 2 degrees here. Maybe like a 20?

@Mindful_Bison

It's 60 degrees (Fahrenheit) in Georgia right now

Cool. I have family in South Carolina. They are rubbing it in about how warm it is…

@Firebrand

wausau Wisconsin (where i is) it's 48 degrees fahrenheit feels like 45

@Mindful_Bison

Haha yeah it's pretty cool.

But what I don't understand is that the exact moment I complain about it being cold, a Northerner shows up from nowhere and says "this is nothing! I run around in the snow in shorts for fun" or something like that.

@Firebrand

being a northerner, i can't do that shit and if i wear shorts outside i will get frost bite on my legs

I honestly can say that I don't own a pair of shorts. It is too cold in Alaska for them, and I see then as unnecessary.

@Firebrand

i just realized something if they call shorts what they are, why aren't pants called longs?

@basil_

oh yeah

@ReneeTayl

Because then we would have the long and short of it!

@Firebrand

… i like you already

@ReneeTayl

Why thank you, kind sir (or maid) but you have only gotten the tip of the iceburg!

@ReneeTayl

What do you call a snobbish crimanal going downstairs?
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A condescending con, descending!

@basil_

AHAHA AHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

@Firebrand

i can't breathe

@Firebrand

want to hear a morbid joke?

@ReneeTayl

What did the green grapes have the purple grape?
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BREATHE! BREEAAATTHHHEEEE!!!

@basil_

uh oh
is the condescending con choking you?

@ReneeTayl

Say to*
(Sorry, dyslexia is acting up, as well as spellcheck :/ )

@basil_

logan paul left him hangin'

wow… just… wow XD

@Firebrand

i removed it due to a teacher walking by

@basil_

XD

@ReneeTayl

What does Charles dickens keep in his spice rack?
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The best of thymes, and the worst of thymes

@Firebrand

wow

@basil_

i cant

@LudibrousLainey

Why don't eggs like jokes?
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…Because they could crack up.

@Firebrand

anyone play farcry 5?

No, but I have friends who do.