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@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I'm sorry! It's my fault!

No it ain't kid… You're fine…

I'm not fine.

Then I'll make you better!

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

I'm sorry! It's my fault!

No it ain't kid… You're fine…

I'm not fine.

Then I'll make you better!

You can't. As amazing and inspiring as you are, it won't work. Thank you all for loving me unconditionally. I'll never forget any of you.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I'm sorry! It's my fault!

No it ain't kid… You're fine…

I'm not fine.

Then I'll make you better!

You can't. As amazing and inspiring as you are, it won't work. Thank you all for loving me unconditionally. I'll never forget any of you.

DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE!

@SaltyLasagna

wait hold on what the fuck is happening

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Just don't ask.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Don't go!

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

I'm sorry! It's my fault!

No it ain't kid… You're fine…

I'm not fine.

Then I'll make you better!

You can't. As amazing and inspiring as you are, it won't work. Thank you all for loving me unconditionally. I'll never forget any of you.

DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE!

I'm not planning on it. I'm holding on to a dream and until then I won't leave.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I'm sorry! It's my fault!

No it ain't kid… You're fine…

I'm not fine.

Then I'll make you better!

You can't. As amazing and inspiring as you are, it won't work. Thank you all for loving me unconditionally. I'll never forget any of you.

DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE!

I'm not planning on it. I'm holding on to a dream and until then I won't leave.

I can't lose you too… You're my student…

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@faltering_through pets

wait hold on what the fuck is happening

everyone wants to set themselves on fire dude it's crazy (it sounds tempting)

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

wait hold on what the fuck is happening

everyone wants to set themselves on fire dude it's crazy (it sounds tempting)

Don't you dare…

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

wait hold on what the fuck is happening

Me being a bad influence… But it's over now…

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

I'm really sorry for all of this! That was harmful and depressing of me!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Me too… So we'll take the guilt together!

pets
@faltering_through pets

lmao I'm pretty sure we were all joking (I hope)

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

…No

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Sadly… Nah… I get carried away too easy…

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

It's not your fault, Shuri!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Fine. Then it's not yours either kiddo…

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

I'm the idiot who decided to solve her problems by lighting herself on fire! Why would it not be my fault? And don't blame it on you again!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

We're not doing this. It's nobody's fault…

End of story…

@SaltyLasagna

wait hold on what the fuck is happening

everyone wants to set themselves on fire dude it's crazy (it sounds tempting)

that reminds me of this post I saw about eating lightbulbs can I tell you about it

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Lightbulbs have mercury in them. That's not good.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Yeah…

@SaltyLasagna

Nobody actually ate a lightbulb it's okay

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Could you tell us about it?

pets
@faltering_through pets

wait hold on what the fuck is happening

everyone wants to set themselves on fire dude it's crazy (it sounds tempting)

that reminds me of this post I saw about eating lightbulbs can I tell you about it

yea lmao shoot my dude tell me all about it

@SaltyLasagna

So basically this person posts about how they read this article where it says you can fit a lightbulb into your mouth really really easily, but to get it out you'd either have to break the lightbulb or dislocate your jaw.
And this person was talking about how tempted they were to try it, even though they knew they knew what would happen
I wish I could find the post bc it was funnier but I can't

@actual-fandom-trash

I think I've seen that and honestly I've never wanted to try something more….
but like that would be catastrophic

pets
@faltering_through pets

lmaoo why would you even want to stuff a lightbulb in your mouth anyway, unless you're that hungry and desperate, I swear sometimes we can be a little too curious

@SaltyLasagna

lmaoo why would you even want to stuff a lightbulb in your mouth anyway, unless you're that hungry and desperate, I swear sometimes we can be a little too curious

because think about it
that lightbulb can go in your mouth so easily. You can just slip that little fucker right in
but for some reason you can't get it out which is horrible but the whole thing is still tempting for some reason