HUMPTY DUMPTY WASN'T AN EGG!! HE IS IMAGINED AS ONE BECAUSE IT'S A CHILDREN'S RHYME AND THEY DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT A HUMAN WAS CRACKED OPEN!! A HUMAN WAS CRACKED OPEN IN A CHILDREN'S RHYME!! CHILDREN'S RHYMES ARE ACTUALLY REALLY GORY AND NOT FOR KIDS!!!
I heard that it wasn't an egg, it was a cannon