Is it just me, or is Notebook feeling dead?

I could be wrong, but I think 38 is older than andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer).
Don't get me wrong, we are very very happy to have you here. This is not judgment.
Just making me chuckle.

Hi Rhys. Hi Gemma.
Glad to know my cryptid status is intact… despite most likely being the most vanilla person on the entire site

You're not vanilla! You're Skittles remember? Or did grandpa get early onset dementia ;-;

Yeah he didn't take his meds this morning. don't worry tho- we'll give him two pills tomorrow and hope-

Or we do 3 today so we don't have to do it tomorrow :D

Gemma no. that's overdose.

Nuh uh I'd double dose oxy all the time and I turned out fine :DDD

Uhhhhhhhhh interesting. I take the pills given to me, usually XD

Secondly. Gemma is now Great-Grandma. Good grief, 38? I'M young by 38 standards

Nuh uh- Skittles how fucking old are you?!

Not friggin 38. Where's the Kevin Hart saying 'Damn!' to Don Cheadle meme when I need it?

TvT I thought you were old like me, the betrayal

WE HANG OUT WITH 14 YEAR OLD CHILDREN. By comparison, I'm closer to your age than theirs, but I'm still sub-30

Secondly. Gemma is now Great-Grandma. Good grief, 38? I'M young by 38 standards

Nuh uh- Skittles how fucking old are you?!

Not friggin 38. Where's the Kevin Hart saying 'Damn!' to Don Cheadle meme when I need it?

TvT I thought you were old like me, the betrayal

WE HANG OUT WITH 14 YEAR OLD CHILDREN. By comparison, I'm closer to your age than theirs, but I'm still sub-30

…I hate this game I want to stop playing it

They've been calling me Gramps for quite a while now. So you cant dodge the old person mantle that easy

take it from an 18 year old. Skittles is older than online mother bc I said so. he's the old crusty man in a wheelchair. Gemma just adopted later in life-

Mmmmm- nope. This feels like that spongebob scene with the old woman and her decaying ancient decrepit mother.

WE HANG OUT WITH 14 YEAR OLD CHILDREN. By comparison, I'm closer to your age than theirs, but I'm still sub-30

23 here XDD

At least we have he decency to recognize their age and not be. . . Um- too bad

Oh for sure. Much of the site is over 18.
It just so happens that the chicken chat average age was 15, if im not mistaken. Tho with this revelation the average goes up quite a bit. 38's a bit of an outlier

take it from an 18 year old. Skittles is older than online mother bc I said so. he's the old crusty man in a wheelchair. Gemma just adopted later in life-

Mmmmm- nope. This feels like that spongebob scene with the old woman and her decaying ancient decrepit mother.

yes and you're the decaying ancient decrepit grandpa.

Absolutely not. I'll accept the role of the old woman with the cane but the semi-decomposed mother? it's even got mother in the name ;)

WE HANG OUT WITH 14 YEAR OLD CHILDREN. By comparison, I'm closer to your age than theirs, but I'm still sub-30

23 here XDD

At least we have he decency to recognize their age and not be. . . Um- too bad

Oh for sure. Much of the site is over 18.
It just so happens that the chicken chat average age was 15, if im not mistaken. Tho with this revelation the average goes up quite a bit. 38's a bit of an outlier

It was yea

Love that we're talking about it in Past-tense, like some gestalt zeitgeist moment that we all look back on

WE HANG OUT WITH 14 YEAR OLD CHILDREN. By comparison, I'm closer to your age than theirs, but I'm still sub-30

…I hate this game I want to stop playing it

They've been calling me Gramps for quite a while now. So you cant dodge the old person mantle that easy

Yes I can just watch. If my dad could dodge alimony and taxes I can dodge this :D

Only problem is youve already mentioned back pain.
iT hAs FoUnD yOu…

…..Skittles is an old woman.

XD Absolutely what I expected you to retain from that.
Also. I am an ancient Eldritch cosmic Skittle tentacle monster. 'Woman' is reductionist.

Yes I can just watch. If my dad could dodge alimony and taxes I can dodge this :D

Only problem is youve already mentioned back pain.
iT hAs FoUnD yOu…

…default poses the back pain away

That's a handy trick

…..Skittles is an old woman.

XD Absolutely what I expected you to retain from that.
Also. I am an ancient Eldritch cosmic Skittle tentacle monster. 'Woman' is reductionist.

gives u a purse made of Skittles it has Skittles in it as well.

consumes it A fitting gift

begins to turn slightly sour apple green, absorbing the powder

Man is doing science, dont question