I mean, I get complimented all the time
haHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's Wednesday my dudes (and other vines)
Hey duck. You're no good duck. You'll never be shit. You're just. Like. Your father.
Four female Ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over!
🎵 I'm an adult virgin 🎵
ASk me if I give a fuck
Do you??
of course, we're brothers
I think I know more about American Girl Dolls than you do, genius
There is only one thing worse than a rapist…
swwosh
Boom.
A child
NO
group
dicks out for harambe, dicks out for harambe
AGAIN
dicks out f-
So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift
Happy birthday?
group
i love you bitch
i ain't never gonna stop loving you
BITCH
Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrooow. Well, I'm a point guard, I got shoe game
group
i just wanna date the type of guy that goes above and beyond
i just wanna date the type of guy that pays for parking on sunday
that's the kinda stuff that really
b u t t e r s m y e g g r o l l
What do you have? A KNIFE! NO!
Um, Jared, could you read number 23 for the class? No I cannot. What up I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read
Hi welcome to pizza hut let me guess, pizza-CRASH
Country boyyy, I love youuuuuu, e u l h
I wanna be a cowboy baby
hi welcome to chilis
Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
Hurricane Katrina?
More like hurricane tortilla
can I get a waffle
can I PLEASE get a waffle?????????????/
You can't sit with us.
Actually, Megan, I can't sit anywhere.
I have
hemorrhoids
gUUUUurL come see this they got a ramen noodle exhibit, you know das yo favourite
be careful chirren das a lotta sodium
I'm in my mum's car
broom broom
Get out me caar
I smell like beeeef (etc.)