Lame Jokes

Oh no I found them. My people.

@writelikeyourerunningoutoftime I LOVE IT

I used to be the type of person who did not understand knock knock jokes at all. Here's an example of one when I was 6.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butter! (cue me smothering a laugh)
Butter who?
Butter-FLY!! (My dad told me at this point I was doubled over laughing at my own joke.)

My jokes have all but improved since then lol.

What does an annoying pepper do?
He gets jalapeño face

@pandagal72 Haha my siblings and I had a similar misunderstanding with knock knock jokes. XD We loved the version where you do "knock knock, who's there, banana, banana who, knock knock, who's there, banana, banana who, knock knock, who's there, banana, banana who, knock knock, who's there, ORANGE, orange who, ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA??" We changed it to stuff like "knock knock, who's there, baby, baby who" over and over again, and then finally we'd say "diaper" instead of baby and keel over laughing. Or we'd use spaghetti and meatballs.

Yesss @Masterkey! xD My dad even told me my knock knock jokes were so bad, and he ended up buying me a knock knock joke book, which I still have…

MY DAD BOUGHT ME ONE TOO HAHA

(I'm literally looking for mine right now lol)

Mine is like so tiny and we have too many books for me to find mine…

Okay, I found it.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bella.
Bella Who?
Bella no ringa, that's why I knocka (said in Italian accent)

Ahaha noice

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwane
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub Mommy, I'm dwouning!

I'm gonna go stand outside….
so if anyone asks…. I'm outstanding!
XD

I've got one!
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending!
(That was so lame.)

I died. That was too funny.

Thx :]

sTRAYKEYS imma use that one

Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.

I got a fandom one.
An elf, a man, and a wizard walk into a bar.
The hobbit laughs and walks under it.
(Oh geez.)

Another one. (lame.)
My friend David got his ID stolen.
Now we just call him Dav.
(Terrible.)

*dies of laughter

omg these are terrible yet still amazing

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. . . but thankfully I turned myself around. xD

Omg I relate to that one so much it hurts.

Hears another. (I'll stop after this, it's just getting to lame.)
I ran into a person the other day with stalks of corn all over her shirt.
I asked what kind of shirt it was.
She said it was a crop top.
(So lame.)

No don't stop! These are awesome!

My dad told me this one after my obsession of GotG
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.

(I shall contribute)
Knock Knock.
"Door's already open."

(You might have heard this one but here it goes.)
Sherlock and Watson went camping one night.
They set up their tents and go to sleep.
In the middle of the night Sherlock woke Watson up and asked, "Watson, look up, what do you see."
Watson looked up.
"Well," he began, "I see hundreds of stars. And maybe some of them are planets. And because the universe is so vast, maybe one of those planets have life on them."
Sherlock shook his head.
"No, dummy, someone stole our tent."
(Sooooooo lame.)

This is so lame. I made it myself from what I know.

What do you call a singing computer company?

Samsung!

My family does this all the time.

Knock knock!

Come on in!

• awkward silence *