Uh you can't sit here
ACTUALLy MeGhan, I Can'T sit ANYwhERE
I have
Literally a Chat made soley out of Vine quotes
I have crippling depression
(alternatively)
I have osteoporosis
Goin to the supermarkettttttttttt
WRAAAAAAAAH
I bought a chicken
GRAAAAAAWWW
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iS tHaT a cHiCkEn?!
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FUCK YEA CHICKEN STRIPS!!!
“Well if it isn’t Captain America”
“But I am Captain America”
“No, no it’s an expres-“
“Your nazi tricks won’t work on me”
Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISIS
Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISIS
He was handsome, and all the ladies who looked at him fell in love.
The guy who was walking him was okay.
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Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISIS
Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISIS
So, I just found out about ISIS….not good….
(I have no idea what ISIS is exactly so…)
Thomas: He could not escape the demon! But he would not let his soul be taken today!!
Other guy: waves arms in the air AHHHHHHH!!!
Wait you don't know what ISIS is…??? Powerful terrorist organisation that rose to power somewhat recently.
(Oh…well that's……………………………………………uh……………………….that's pretty bad………………………….)
They got watermelons on their heads
But we got pumpkins instead
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Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISIS
Ask my friends, they’ll tell you I’m the nicest
Unless you’re in motherfreaking ISISSo, I just found out about ISIS….not good….
WAIT there's another line in that Vine, isn't there?
Like a weird noise or something?
IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! It's a WATERMELON inside a WATERMELON!!!
IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! It's a WATERMELON inside a WATERMELON!!!
IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE: ITS A BANANANA NEXT TO A BANANANA
Road work ahead? Uh yeah! I sure hope it does!
This, this is my jam, this is– turn that song off– this is my jam kisses pot of jam
(Didn't understand the first few words) Look they don't have fresh avacado they've got fre-laughing FREE SHAVACADOO!!
It's "Come down to Del Taco, they've got this new thing called fresha- freshavacadoo!"
Thank you!
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I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!
If Thomas Sanders was a dog show host: I can't decide they're all cute and they're mine now.
Old Lady: What?
Thomas: runs off with all the dogs, laughing
CoUnTrY bOy, I lOvE yOuUuUu!!!111!
Mwah~~~~
(also…wow I didn't think there were people who didn't know about ISIS…like they're kind of awful enough that they're infamous for it…)
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CoUnTrY bOy, I lOvE yOuUuUu!!!111!
Mwah~~~~
(also…wow I didn't think there were people who didn't know about ISIS…like they're kind of awful enough that they're infamous for it…)
(The ISIS thing,,,is from a Vine,,,,)
Thomas: She didn't know that her shirt had a whole…
Lady: looks at shirt
Thomas: Lot of style