A complete list of stupid things me and my friend Connor have said.
Just now: [Me and friends jumping to hit a paper sign taped to the ceiling]
Vice Principal: Connor! Don't hurt our signs!
Me: Don't worry, they barely tapped it, it's up there real good!
Vice P [walks away]
Connor: Aggressive laughter
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Connor: Where does this bang go?
Me: agressive snorting
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Connor: Up shut your fuck!
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Me: How do five high?
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Me: Frickle frackle Jensen Ackles
Connor: What the actual fuck
Me: You said frick frack snick snack before so shh
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Me: Crosh them and leave them behind
Kasey: Crosh?
Connor: CROSH???????
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Connor: Satan took the wheel, I ordered Jesus.
Me: Satan take the whale
Connor: ???
Me: I'm tired and I got tongue tied be quiet