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Put a twist on carols, make them very morbid or messed up.
Messed Up Carols
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Jingle bells
Jingle bells
I will stab your heart
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I saw this version a long time ago, so I don't remember everything.
Crashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, over fields we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, I wake up in the hospital with stitches in my head!
Oh, 9-1-1, 9-1-1, please take me away! Oh what fun it is to ride in ambulance all day!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, please take me away! Get me to the hospital before I pass away!
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Deck the halls with all my victims. Fa la la la la la lalalalala
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
You better watch out, You better watch out, You better watch out, You better watch out, You better watch out, You better watch out, You better watch out, You better watch out, You better watch out, You better watch out, You better watch out, You better watch out
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My sister had her Christmas concert yesterday and the last song they did was that one and ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS THAT VIIIIINE!!!!
So, people might get offended by this one so… Warning.
But I thought it was pretty funny.
Warning: cuss words
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Jingle shit, jingle ass, jingle what the fuck
Jingle I don’t give a damn
Jingle shoot my foot, yeah
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My friend wrote this one:
I have no f*cks to give, pa rum pa pum pum!!!
This is golden
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Yes she is very amazing!
….Wow
Personally, I think the original version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is…well, not exactly morbid or messed up, but it does teach children who actually pay attention to the lyrics that any deviation from the norm is bad unless other people can use it for personal gain.
…Yeah
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Original? What's the new version?
I meant the original as in not a parody.
My sister used to think the lyrics to Ding Dong Merrily on High were "Ding Dong Marijuana High" lmao
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Are you implying that that isn't what the song is about??
…Hmmmm
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Anyone else seen the old 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town' movie?
Anyone else remember that song that's like "If you sit on my lap today, a kiss a toy is the price you pay'? That was really hecking weird.
My dad refers to it as the 'child predator song'
I thought that too.
Oof
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Seriously though if you listen to the lyrics it gets waaaaaaay less innocent…..
…Yeah
I don’t know if this is necessarily what you meant but “He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake… He knows if you’ve been bad or good sO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE”
That is definitely creepy and stalkerish
In the week before Christmas, my teachers gave to me:
Twelve hours of studying,
Eleven chapters to read,
Ten precalc worksheets,
Nine outside commitments,
Eight minor quizzes,
Seven stressful exams,
Six in-class essays,
Five days of hell…
Four hours of sleep,
Three projects,
Two mental breakdowns,
And a no work over break policy (so everything's just due before)