Never Have I Ever

(YES YOU HAVE!! YOU’VE WRITTEN GOOD SONGS YOU BIG DOOFUS.)

(no i haven't shut up)

(no i haven't shut up)

(I STILL have a line from one of your songs stuck in my head two years later! And it’s lovely.)

I have not.

Never have I ever sang for someone willingly.

I have. I got really freakin’ nervous.

Never have I ever been truly useful.

I haven't

Never have I ever Sang in front of a crowd. ( i have)

I have. There were about 200 people. It was my first real gig and I was opening for USS.
It's still one of the coolest experiences when a bunch of strangers start singing along to something YOU wrote. :')

Never have I ever met someone famous. (I have tho)

i have, josh raven. he was so freaking nice
never have i ever felt comfortable in my existence

I did once.
But then he left me. :)

Never have I ever experienced a healthy relationship

i have not _{been in a relationship…}

never have i ever read the full series of any book

I did once.
But then he left me. :)

Never have I ever experienced a healthy relationship

(… oh…)

I did once.
But then he left me. :)

Never have I ever experienced a healthy relationship

(… oh…)

please don't take this personally, it's not even about you :)

_{why the smile?}

i have not _{been in a relationship…}

never have i ever read the full series of any book

i have not _{been in a relationship…}

never have i ever read the full series of any book

I have! Multiple ones, but I’ve read the entire series of Harry Potter 9x over.

Never have I ever actually enjoyed lollipops

I always do. Ants or no ants.

……..

Ok, I have SEVERAL questions. (This is rhetorical, I’m not stating my questions)

I always do. Ants or no ants.

……..

Ok, I have SEVERAL questions. (This is rhetorical, I’m not stating my questions)

have you never had an ant lollipop? the scorpion ones are my favourites tbh-

I always do. Ants or no ants.

……..

Ok, I have SEVERAL questions. (This is rhetorical, I’m not stating my questions)

have you never had an ant lollipop? the scorpion ones are my favourites tbh-

nah, whisp hasn't had the chance to really live yet :')

I always do. Ants or no ants.

……..

Ok, I have SEVERAL questions. (This is rhetorical, I’m not stating my questions)

have you never had an ant lollipop? the scorpion ones are my favourites tbh-

nah, whisp hasn't had the chance to really live yet :')

i will be poofing over with ant lollipops for them

I always do. Ants or no ants.

……..

Ok, I have SEVERAL questions. (This is rhetorical, I’m not stating my questions)

have you never had an ant lollipop? the scorpion ones are my favourites tbh-

nah, whisp hasn't had the chance to really live yet :')

i will be poofing over with ant lollipops for them

I- nervous laughter No?

yes :)

Oh gods…

ive seen those scorpion lollipops before a couple of times. i haven't had a single lollipop after that for a long time

now understands what we’re talking about and is shuddering with disgust

I always do. Ants or no ants.

Never have I ever introduced two friends that didn't end up becoming better friends with each other than me.

all my friends already known eachother so… :)
never have i ever stolen something worth more than $10

OH YEAH, THOSE LOLIPOPS ARE

THE SHIT

i was always afraid that when i ate it, the scorpion would crawl out of my mouth, or ears, and sting me