Oof I'm New

F E A R T H E C A R R O T F B I

NO

I am confusion

Me as well. You aren't alone.

Carrots aren't scary. I mean… I'm not… I think…? wheezes

You are a sweet carrot!

uwu I'm glad

F E A R T H E C A R R O T F B I

NO

I am confusion

Me as well. You aren't alone.

Carrots aren't scary. I mean… I'm not… I think…? wheezes

You seem to be a trustworthy carrot. It's those peas you really gotta worry about.

And green beans…

This is the first time I've heard someone describe themselves as anti-villain.

Well I mean, am I wrong? I don't think so, at least not this time.
I'm brutally honest, Dom. Even about myself.

I'm way more evil than you are.

That is false and you know it.

How so?

This is the first time I've heard someone describe themselves as anti-villain.

Well I mean, am I wrong? I don't think so, at least not this time.
I'm brutally honest, Dom. Even about myself.

Brutal honesty can be the best! And just to be clear, how do you define anti-villain?

Oh, yeah. I tend to be very blunt myself. I never mean it in a harsh way, I just prefer honesty over a lie.

F E A R T H E C A R R O T F B I

NO

I am confusion

Me as well. You aren't alone.

Origin of F E A R T H E C A R R O T S:

My best friend and I have an old character that we imagine as being a literal psychopathic shipper, and one day we thought "Hey, wouldn't it be funny to give her a really stupid phobia?" so we eventually decided that she's afraid of c a r r o t s. We tried to come up with a dumb reason for this phobia that would fit her personality, so we decided that in her mind, c a r r o t s are actually aliens that taunt you into eating them with their bright colors, but when you eat them they take over your brain and render you incapable of feeling love, therefore causing her ships to sink. It only got weirder though as I started referencing it here on Notebook, with the help of multiple users who had no idea where the c a r r o t phobia came from, we eventually decided that these aliens spied on us kinda like the FBI is rumored to on the internet, and they could tell when you're talking about them, so for safety reasons we always s p a c e o u t the word c a r r o t, that way the C A R R O T FBI doesn't find out that I already know too much and try to take over my ships.

So yeah. It all makes perfect sense now, nothing about it is questionable.

F E A R T H E C A R R O T F B I

NO

I am confusion

Me as well. You aren't alone.

Origin of F E A R T H E C A R R O T S:

My best friend and I have an old character that we imagine as being a literal psychopathic shipper, and one day we thought "Hey, wouldn't it be funny to give her a really stupid phobia?" so we eventually decided that she's afraid of c a r r o t s. We tried to come up with a dumb reason for this phobia that would fit her personality, so we decided that in her mind, c a r r o t s are actually aliens that taunt you into eating them with their bright colors, but when you eat them they take over your brain and render you incapable of feeling love, therefore causing her ships to sink. It only got weirder though as I started referencing it here on Notebook, with the help of multiple users who had no idea where the c a r r o t phobia came from, we eventually decided that these aliens spied on us kinda like the FBI is rumored to on the internet, and they could tell when you're talking about them, so for safety reasons we always s p a c e o u t the word c a r r o t, that way the C A R R O T FBI doesn't find out that I already know too much and try to take over my ships.

So yeah. It all makes perfect sense now, nothing about it is questionable.

That's actually amazing

That's Ella for you! Amazingly strange and all her wonderful ways!

But then there's @Carrots. They're amazing. I like them. Just don't sink my ships

I would never sink a ship.

Spill the tea Ella.

Spill the tea Ella.

Can't. I'm a proud 'Murican, all the tea was already poured into the harbor.

Spill the tea Ella.

Can't. I'm a proud 'Murican, all the tea was already poured into the harbor.

wHaT's ThE tEa SiS???

Spill the tea Ella.

Can't. I'm a proud 'Murican, all the tea was already poured into the harbor.

wHaT's ThE tEa SiS???

i DoN't KnOw… pRoBaBLy rAsPbErrY!?

This is the first time I've heard someone describe themselves as anti-villain.

Well I mean, am I wrong? I don't think so, at least not this time.
I'm brutally honest, Dom. Even about myself.

Brutal honesty can be the best! And just to be clear, how do you define anti-villain?

Thank you, Dom. I find people like you rather refreshing in this world.
I define it as someone who thinks the ends justify the means. Not the best philosphy, I know, but it's how I am. In what situation would the world become a better place without sacrifice? If there was another way, I would happily follow it. But there doesn't seem to be one. At least not currently known to me.
Now, I'm no vigilante. Heh, not yet at least. Just a philospher of sorts for now.

Spill the tea Ella.

Can't. I'm a proud 'Murican, all the tea was already poured into the harbor.

wHaT's ThE tEa SiS???

i DoN't KnOw… pRoBaBLy rAsPbErrY!?

i PrEfEr A nIcE cHaI bUt ThAt WoRkS tOo

This is the first time I've heard someone describe themselves as anti-villain.

Well I mean, am I wrong? I don't think so, at least not this time.
I'm brutally honest, Dom. Even about myself.

Brutal honesty can be the best! And just to be clear, how do you define anti-villain?

I define it as someone who thinks the ends justify the means. Not the best philosphy, I know, but it's how I am. In what situation would the world become a better place without sacrifice? If there was another way, I would happily follow it. But there doesn't seem to be one. At least not currently known to me.
Now, I'm no vigilante. Heh, not yet at least. Just a philospher of sorts for now.

That is actually quite interesting.

I'm late to this, but hello.
I'm Constance, the drug dealer crazy twice removed aunt of this site.

This is the first time I've heard someone describe themselves as anti-villain.

Well I mean, am I wrong? I don't think so, at least not this time.
I'm brutally honest, Dom. Even about myself.

Brutal honesty can be the best! And just to be clear, how do you define anti-villain?

I define it as someone who thinks the ends justify the means. Not the best philosphy, I know, but it's how I am. In what situation would the world become a better place without sacrifice? If there was another way, I would happily follow it. But there doesn't seem to be one. At least not currently known to me.
Now, I'm no vigilante. Heh, not yet at least. Just a philospher of sorts for now.

That is actually quite interesting.

Indeed. And what about you, new one?

Well I guess I'm an anti-villain then. I do bad things for the greater good. I have done bad things for the greater good. They haunt me but everything has been for the best.

Understandable.

This is the first time I've heard someone describe themselves as anti-villain.

Well I mean, am I wrong? I don't think so, at least not this time.
I'm brutally honest, Dom. Even about myself.

Brutal honesty can be the best! And just to be clear, how do you define anti-villain?

Thank you, Dom. I find people like you rather refreshing in this world.
I define it as someone who thinks the ends justify the means. Not the best philosphy, I know, but it's how I am. In what situation would the world become a better place without sacrifice? If there was another way, I would happily follow it. But there doesn't seem to be one. At least not currently known to me.
Now, I'm no vigilante. Heh, not yet at least. Just a philospher of sorts for now.

It is interesting. Would you identify with the Utilitarian theme of "For the greater good."
I have this guy Addar. I class him as anti-villain because he does evil to make a better world.

Ah. Yes indeed that sounds about right. Thank you for the insight, Dom!

I think most people are anti-heros.

That's a pretty fair assumption. I agree.

👍

This is the first time I've heard someone describe themselves as anti-villain.

Well I mean, am I wrong? I don't think so, at least not this time.
I'm brutally honest, Dom. Even about myself.

Brutal honesty can be the best! And just to be clear, how do you define anti-villain?

I define it as someone who thinks the ends justify the means. Not the best philosphy, I know, but it's how I am. In what situation would the world become a better place without sacrifice? If there was another way, I would happily follow it. But there doesn't seem to be one. At least not currently known to me.
Now, I'm no vigilante. Heh, not yet at least. Just a philospher of sorts for now.

That is actually quite interesting.

Indeed. And what about you, new one?

If I am to be completely honest, sure where I am placed on the spectrum of morality. Some days I harbor the foolish optimism of a typical protagonist. Other days, I understand that things must be given up in order to better the world. It may take a tragic eye-opener to truly push humanity in the right direction. But then again, who is to say we wouldn't remain to be indifferent?

It always does take a tragic eye opener to push us in the right direction. That's what humanity is. A collection of things that only work towards success when they have to, and are stagnant otherwise