Oscar says (not coming to a Walmart near you)

So my first period teacher has a dog named Oscar, and (almost) every day she writes something he "says" on the board. Sometimes it's pretty funny so I guess I'll just put it here even though absolutely no one cares
Today, Oscar says: "Beware of running on tile with wet feet. It may lead to embarrassment."

Oscar says: "The world is full of people waiting to be your friend."

So I'm thinking she just does it Mondays which kind of disappointing but oh well

Oscar says: "Rainy day? No worries. Take joy in splashing through the puddles."

Oscar says: "I have no idea why my yard is white today, but it sure is fun to play in."

(It snowed)

Oscar says: "Never stop looking for hidden treasures." (This morning it only took me 10 minutes to find 4 socks that my mom thought she had hidden from me.)

Aww

Oscar says: "Being impulsive usually yields bad outcomes. Think before you act."

Well, you see…

Oscar says: "Why use those rolls of paper to cover boxes? It's way more fun to grab the roll and run."

(At first, when I saw the title, I thought that this was some kind of store-brand Simon Says. But this is actually really nice.)

(Oscar commands. Coming soon to a Walmart near you xD)

(XD)

Oscar says: "I really should listen more often. It makes my mom treat me like I am the most brilliant creature on earth."

Oscar says: "Never sacrifice a lifetime of happiness for a moment of excitement."

Oscar says: "Life would be so much easier if people would realize the world does revolve around me."

Guys, Oscar turned one yesterday

Happy Birthday Oscar! ^^

Oscar says: "Rain, snow, mud, or sun
It's all fun
As long as I can run"

Oscar says: "Walking with friends adds a whole new dimension to walking around the block."

Oscar Says: "Rainy days make everything smell new and there's puddles, so you get a drink and clean your feet."

Oscar says: "Don't let a momentary downpour dampen your day."

Obviously I won't be going to school, so no Oscar Says for a while, but she promised he'll appear in at least one of her videos. I'll update on that

Oscar ate a sock yesterday :(