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@Knight-Shives group

Write an out of context sentence then explain if you don't want to explain right away you may wait till someone asks.

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"It'll just squirt all over her."

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@Knight-Shives group

Two girls offered me their pants.

"It's NOT COLOGNE!"

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@Mojack group

RAM FOR CHAG

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"DUN, DUN, DUNNN, EAT THE EGG RAW."

"It'll just squirt all over her."

Story time!

I'm guessing water gun fight?

(Stole this from a PM with some friends)
"Wiggle wiggle mf I got strawberries"

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"It'll just squirt all over her."

Story time!

Basically, we were icing cakes and my friend pointed the icing thingie at me. He started to squeeze, but my friend said that. I was going to have a mock interview after that class, so I managed to avoid getting icing all over me. :)

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@Mojack group

Break the officer’s window.

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"Only pussies wear helmets in the street."

@Yamatsu

"There comes a point where it stops being Eminent Domain and you start just being a dick."

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"Violently rips meat from bone."

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@Mojack group

"drown yourself in the toilet"

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@GameMaster group

“How do you feel about organized crime?”

@Linusisfluffy

“That’s not the pan!!!!”

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@Knight-Shives group

"Shut up you can't report me. You would be just reporting me to me because there is no one else."

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@Mojack group

"no one ever suspects the mouth gun"

@Yamatsu

"Listen, kids, that dentist is a quack! He's an orthodontist at best!"

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@Pickles group

"WHERE'S THE GINGERBREAD MAN?!"

@Ranbob

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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Noch mehr Deutsch gelernt?

@Ranbob

"BakuBitch, BakuBro, BakuBoi, BakuBerry, BakuDog, BakuBean, BakuHoe, BakaHoe, Bakugaun, Bakugo Bakugoing Bakugone, Catsuki, Kitsuki"

"We can't let you pee outside, all the corn fields are flooded and you'll get bitten by a snake"

@Ranbob

Forgot to put “BakuBae”

"Oh, you are contemplating a suicide? I feel it is because you have no love in your life… Here, take this Extra Virgin Olive Oil and-"

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"We can't let you pee outside, all the corn fields are flooded and you'll get bitten by a snake"

Has flashback to mission trip
T-the children of the corn…..

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I wanna slap the baby

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"Bang her? I hardly knew her!"
"So that;s why you used a roofie, right?"

@Ranbob

"I'm ShOoK just plain ol' sister ShOoK"
"Yeet em boi's" "Yeetus deletus" "dab on the mf haters BoI"