Out of Context
"Have you heard of Trucks on Roofs?"
"The musical?"
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Hey, would you like to make a solar system with me?"
(There is actual context to this if needed)
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"Just because you started an electrical fire on the bus four years ago doesn't mean you're cool. it means you're dumb."
What?
“Hey remember those stRAWBERRY MASHED POTatoES???!!!1!1!”
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Wow… I watched some guy drink water with a battery in the water bottle
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Yeah, perfectly fine
Once upon a time, when I was an idiot 5-year-old, I had the brilliant idea to mix ketchup into my mashed potatoes thinking it was going to taste like French fries.
It didn’t taste like fries, but since I was still an idiot, I enjoyed it a lot and would continue mixing ketchup into my potatoes for another year.
You might be wondering, how the heck does that have anything to do with strawberries? Well, the mixture was pink, and I associated everything pink with strawberry flavor, so I named my absolute monstrosity of a food item “Strawberry Mashed Potatoes “
My siblings still joke about it to this day.
Beautiful.
"A nose by any other name."
"SWORD!"
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"I want you to make a character for me."
"Okay, what would you like dad?"
"A human woodpecker hero named Face Knife."
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"Honours Study hall" also "my whole schedule is just study halls"
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Our foreign exchange student got a schedule for next year along with everyone else, his schedule is just study hall for each class. Apparently one says honours Study hall
"I mean, he didn't even go to see her he went to see his nun girlfriend"
"True"
"MUTUAL SUICIDE WITH STRANGERS!!!"
EXPLAIN
Personally, I think she's worth six goats.
OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOSH IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!!!!!
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"Don't drop kick your child across a football field, yet"
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(Concerned about what?)