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True.

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"I! Want! Graveyard! Socks!"

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@GameMaster group

“My question is: Do you ship RussianXGranolaBar.”

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@Pickles group

about Discover credit cards, an American thing
Waiter, to my very Christian parents: I've actually never seen one of these but it's not like they're like damn you Discovery
A few seconds later
Waiter: well, have a good day, eh
It's funny how when people find out you're not from around there, they amp up the stereotypes. I'm surprised he didn't say something about moose

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“Ooh, yes my baby cupcake, you attack that pant spaghetti”

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@Knight-Shives group

"You mean to tell me that nutritional edible goodness is required to take drugs?"

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

singing "It's another form of hepatitis."

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@Pickles group

I would like context for all three of those

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“Ooh, yes my baby cupcake, you attack that pant spaghetti”

Context:

My cat (commonly nicknamed Angel Baby Cupcake cause I’m a dork) was playing with the strings on a pair of pants (AKA, pant spaghetti)

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@Knight-Shives group

"You mean to tell me that nutritional edible goodness is required to take drugs?"

I was talking to myself this morning debating on taking something to get rid of my headache I've had since 2am. Basically I realized you need to eat food before taking anything. So I didn't take anything

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UwU, uwu, uWu, UWU.

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

singing "It's another form of hepatitis."

My brother was playing Roblox at the same time he was having a conversation with me. For some reason, I was talking about pneumonoulramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and mentioned that it's a liver disease, and that was his distracted response.

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@Knight-Shives group

"they're so sticky"

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@Pickles group

"The pineapples are coming off!"

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@Mojack group

“Wait there’s gangs in this school?”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“Yo, Stalp, you’re making bananas on my page!”

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@Mojack group

“Whoever talks in here is getting the clown role”

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@Mojack group

“Everyone went too feral so I put them in timeout”

“There’s people trapped in the void.”

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@GameMaster group

“We are here today to celebrate the love between Sister Scobloski and Granola Granville.”

@Yamatsu

"Choke me!"

"Sign this waiver first!"

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@Knight-Shives group

"She dressed like his past girlfriend then she tried to get him to strangle her"
"…"
"Yeah she must have been into some weird stuff"

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@Pickles group

"it was very yummy. You can have it back now"

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"Fuck you."
"Thanks, God be with you!"

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uwu. UWU. UwU. uWu. Uwu. uwU. UWu. uWU.

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@Mojack group

"This morning, I broke my nose bone"
"wait is your backpack a FRIDGE"
"there's blood everywhere, it hurts so much"

@mementomorii_

"Stay away from me or so help me GOD I will eat EVERYONE you love."

@Yamatsu

"I will boil your teeth!"

A: "You shouldn't be getting sick, stop licking your fingers."
B: "But can we lick toes?"
Me: "Oh, so you suck toes, then?!"

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"Someone dumb-dicked into his sister and here I am."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

"Cracking a cold guinea pig open with the boys"

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"Dammit you made me give a fuck."