Pass the Story! because these are popular and yea

Rules:

-This is a comedy story pass, so I request that you keep it funny and not onto some other genre.
-Please try your best to make this gramatically correct. That includes capitalization, punctuation and diction.
-This will be staged in 1st person. If you don’t know how to do 1st person, I polietly request you refrain from joining.
-Have funn and be niceeeeeeeeee

I will start.

I sighed, looking up at the large building. Toys Will B Us, it read.

“Huh…”

"Interesting…" I said, walking inside. "Toys Will B Us, wonder what that means…" I mumbled under my breath.

As soon as I stepped in, my feet became wheels, then I slipped and fell on my face. “WHAT P-“ I screamed.

“Oh! Are you okay?” Someone skated up to me. Their feet were wheels too, but they paid no mind.

I groaned. "What the heck is this? You tryin to KILL me?"