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period rants (for all who experience that monthly disaster that is having a uterus)

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CARDBOARD APPLICATORS SUCK EGGS

@berlioz

I bought a menstrual cup a long time ago and have never been able to get it in

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@Pickles group

I kind of want one but also I'm afraid I won't be able to get it out. Also I don't want to have to boil it every day and my cervix is pretty high

@RaeYapper

I am never getting a tampon or anything I will stick to pads thank you very much.

@berlioz

I kind of want one but also I'm afraid I won't be able to get it out. Also I don't want to have to boil it every day and my cervix is pretty high

THAT'S ANOTHER THING like when I went to measure to find the right size I just… couldn't find my fucking cervix lmao

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@Pickles group

I kind of want one but also I'm afraid I won't be able to get it out. Also I don't want to have to boil it every day and my cervix is pretty high

THAT'S ANOTHER THING like when I went to measure to find the right size I just… couldn't find my fucking cervix lmao

Same, I had to try three times and then go like, way deeper than anything said to

@berlioz

I kind of want one but also I'm afraid I won't be able to get it out. Also I don't want to have to boil it every day and my cervix is pretty high

THAT'S ANOTHER THING like when I went to measure to find the right size I just… couldn't find my fucking cervix lmao

Same, I had to try three times and then go like, way deeper than anything said to

Glad to know I'm not alone
Diagrams and stuff make sense on paper but then in reality it just doesn't quite match up.

@murphysgirl

I found out from a friend that most diagrams they show you of the female reproductive system are actually fairly inaccurate

@murphysgirl

why does my period always, always, always start just as I'm leaving to go on a trip ;-;

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I finally figured out how to put a tampon in right. Still took two hands, I'm blaming it on the fact that it was a cardboard applicator
I still have to wear a pad though cause 1 idk when it's gonna leak and 2 there was already blood on me that would get on my underwear. Genuine question, how do I avoid that?? Do you just gotta rinse off or something??

There's little packs of wipes you can get to deal with blood

@RaeYapper

why does my period always, always, always start just as I'm leaving to go on a trip ;-;

my period aleays starts on a wekk were something is happening october school feild trip week november thanksgiving week december christmas week February Valentine's week september first week of school. Like what the actual fuck god.

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@Pickles group

I finally figured out how to put a tampon in right. Still took two hands, I'm blaming it on the fact that it was a cardboard applicator
I still have to wear a pad though cause 1 idk when it's gonna leak and 2 there was already blood on me that would get on my underwear. Genuine question, how do I avoid that?? Do you just gotta rinse off or something??

There's little packs of wipes you can get to deal with blood

Oooo
That makes sense

@Derperep

I'm literally having cramps for the first time and I've been stuck in bed cuz everytime i try to move I almost throw up. I've tried so many things to make it feel better and my mom just keeps saying "you just have to wait it out"😭

@berlioz

Does anyone else have pmdd

@berlioz

I love not being able to tell if an emotion is real or if it's just ✨pms✨

@murphysgirl

Oh same. I become a grumpy little witch when I'm on my period and it's a whole time
I was in the shower yesterday and out of nowhere ten billion gallons of blood suddenly yeeted themselves out of my uterus, which was fun

@RaeYapper

When you get out of the shower on your period it is a race agaist time.

fjsfslejf hello all, um I just want to ask if you guys know any good period underwear brands? Or if like, there is a specific way you're suppose to wash them when you change them out?

@RaeYapper

Ok so if you get blood on your underwear you wash the underwear under the sink with soap (hand soap will work fine) make sure you gey as much blood out as you can then wash it like normal and boom done there might be a stain but no one is gonna see your underwear

No I mean period underwear. Like, period pannies, specifically designed to absorb the blood without the extra use of a pad or tampon.

You can definitely use them with a pad or tampon, or a menstrual cup, but you don’t have to

I’ve been having trouble with them leaking through, but I’m not sure if it’s because they’re getting old or something or if it’s my heavy flow

( @imNOTdenki here you go friend :)

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Yass thank you queen

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My period just started ALONG WITH MY THROAT FEELING LIKE SOMEONE THREW A BOMB DOWN MY THROAT ABD THE SCRAPNEL SCRAPPED MY NECK ON THE WAY DOWN. and I bled on my underwear bc I was sleeping while sick and my brother was being a turd..

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BROO I FUCKING SWEAR random spurts of blood a couple days after are so annoying. Like I legit thought I was done, opp not you still got some. -,-

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Duuuude it's like when you'r on the last day bit still hesitant that some might come out of nowhere

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Yah

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Also I hate using the restroom on period

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Also I hate using the restroom on period