Personal Venting Chat, New and Improved! (Without Jerks)

My classmate just spilled CHICKEN ALL OVER THE SCREEN ON ZOOM
I'm ugly snorting

i was hoping this lying piece of shit would end up being the murderer, and that this lady’s uncomfortable and extremely forced flirting was just for spy reasons to try and get information out of him
but oh nooo
we have to add the plot twist proving the other guy’s the murderer despite nothing to build this up
which is fine and all
but oh now the lying piece of shit’s forgiven cause at least he didn’t kill anyone despite being horribly manipulative and impossible to like
oh and the uncomfortable flirting wasn’t faked it was all genuine and now the gray-haired lying pos with 40 different names is marrying this poor young lady who’s still traumatized from decades upon decades of lies and deceit and nearly losing her life on multiple occasions, she just needs some fecking honesty and more than a week to grieve before being thrown into more, you can’t even tell her your first name and yet you’re creepily holding her in your lap, trying to kiss her without consent, and talking about how you’ll name all your children after your own lies
and then it’s framed as a happy ending???
“The End”?????
What do you mean “The End”???
Can you not just shoot him 38 times in the chest real quick???
Give me something good to end this story on???
I came here for murder and suspense get this toxic over-romanticized mental abuse stuff out of my face

What movie??

It was one my grandma put on so I don’t know
I’ll see if I can look it up

Oh my goodness, Mir. Don't make Nutella see that. Because it's too late for me.

Just educating the younger folk :)

STOPIT!

I second

I'M TELLING THEM TO SUCK POPSICLES NOT DICKS
_{although giving blowjobs is actually pretty fun}

I'M DOING GOOD
ABSTINENCE AND SHIT

Lmao you know it's serious when Dom uses caps lock

I'M TELLING THEM TO SUCK POPSICLES NOT DICKS
_{although giving blowjobs is actually pretty fun}

I'M DOING GOOD
ABSTINENCE AND SHIT

This took me on a better ride than most action movies

I'M TELLING THEM TO SUCK POPSICLES NOT DICKS
_{although giving blowjobs is actually pretty fun}

I'M DOING GOOD
ABSTINENCE AND SHIT

Mir no

I'M TELLING THEM TO SUCK POPSICLES NOT DICKS
_{although giving blowjobs is actually pretty fun}

I'M DOING GOOD
ABSTINENCE AND SHIT

This took me on a better ride than most action movies

that's what she said

That's all fine and good. But we don't need your vomit inducing tidbits. Think of the poor aces at least.

hey, I'm on the ace spectrum >:(

I'M TELLING THEM TO SUCK POPSICLES NOT DICKS
_{although giving blowjobs is actually pretty fun}

I'M DOING GOOD
ABSTINENCE AND SHIT

This took me on a better ride than most action movies

that's what she said

Michael Scott is that you?

I'M TELLING THEM TO SUCK POPSICLES NOT DICKS
_{although giving blowjobs is actually pretty fun}

I'M DOING GOOD
ABSTINENCE AND SHIT

This took me on a better ride than most action movies

that's what she said

Ayyyyyy

That's all fine and good. But we don't need your vomit inducing tidbits. Think of the poor aces at least.

hey, I'm on the ace spectrum >:(

Think of the sex repulsed aces

That's all fine and good. But we don't need your vomit inducing tidbits. Think of the poor aces at least.

hey, I'm on the ace spectrum >:(

The rest of us sex repulsed aces, you ho buffoonish meat slab

okay, valid

Agreed.

…which part?