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I will be 24 on sunday.

D:

GRANDMAMA

Plays "dun Dun DUUUN" on piano
Grandmamama

Wait a minute, if you turn 24 on Sunday, does that mean that you get your Christmas and birthday gifts at the same time? Or do you get two separate events with far fewer gifts?

I get two events with equal gifts! I have a very awesome family.

I get two events with equal gifts! I have a very awesome family.

Lucky! Then again, Christmas and my birthday are evenly spaced so the gifts I get have to tie me over until the next gift-day.

I get gifts for myself all the time so i'm good waiting an entire year for both. lol

My birthday is the day after Halloween, which for Catholics is All Saints Day, which is a holy day of obligation meaning we HAVE to go to church on that day. Needless to say, I don't get many birthday parties. I do get a crap-ton of candy though. That's always good.

The first day of Dia De Los Muertos. That's bad ass.

_{Oh my god you really are grandmama Eris}

wait wtf why????????????? How is Dia De Los Muertos associated with old people????

Nah I was commenting about earlier on your age I should've quoted you sorry lol

AYE!

GRANDMA ERIS GRANDMA ERIS

AYE

(sobs)

There has GOT to be someone else in their 20s

You're approaching your prime, dear, that's cool!

Welp… the creator of this site is already the mighty overlord

My body officially starts dying next year………. woooo

My body officially starts dying next year………. woooo

You'll always be immortal to me!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
That was sweet <3

Thanks! That goes for everyone here!

AyE

ENOUGH WITH THE AYES

I DONT EVEN KNOW ALL OF YOU AND YOURE DAMMING ME TO AN ETERNITY OF BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY AGE
D:

Nah, You're pretty
You look just a bit older then me.

Excuse me you know what Kat looks like?

Well

Excuse me you know what Kat looks like?

Well

I follow Eris on Insta…
We talk a bit on there.