Pickup Lines

I'm up to hear anything.

"What kinda pants you got on?"

"Wait, wait doesn't matter, they'd look great on the floor anyway."

(This one worrrks)

Turzelle and I like to brainstorm (mostly) clean pickup lines, so here's one of the best:

"You need to exit the theatre, snacks aren't allowed inside."

If you look at the keyboard, you see "U" and "I" together.

(this one was made by a guy at lunch)
Hey are you cancer because I can't get rid of you.

He also said.

Are you a brain tumor. Because I can't seem to get you off my mind.

I could make a TFIOS joke but it'd be in really bad taste

(this one was made by a guy at lunch)
Hey are you cancer because I can't get rid of you.

He also said.

Are you a brain tumor. Because I can't seem to get you off my mind.

That made me sad

Yeah…. Honestly they were not great at all.

"Hey are you War and Peace? Cuz you're thicc!"

And here's a very much not-clean one from a kid a year younger than me:
"Hey, are you my little toe? Cuz I'm gonna bang you in every room of the house."

Kissing is the language of love, so how about a conversation?

Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car!

They call me the cat whisperer because I know exactly what the pussy needs