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@yeetus

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ok
no don't kill me human…

ok i'm not dead

@Crisis

Slowing system program..
My program manager is in distress. Everything is putting them in a deeper depression, even small things.
Like the fact that they were born in the wrong era, and Johnny Cade is fictional.
They are also distressed because they are 'stupid and useless', though I disagree.

@yeetus

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my human is not going to kill me anymore…i think
no one is stupid and useless!
also
just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

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tell your human they are amaxzing

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System online.

Tell your friend that they are a amazing person and that they're so smart that they had you to help them!
My friend keeps playing imagine dragons.

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System Rebooting
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My human made a homophobic jerk shut up and leave her alone today. Which is good. Also, she's been eating normally, so that's good too.

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my human did okay today! i am proud

@Crisis

My 'human', as you say, had a mental breakdown in flex one but no one noticed. They almost passed out.

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

System: Online

Hi!

What is 'flex'?

@Crisis
 A short school period, that is only 28 minutes at their school.
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@TinyMagicWolf pets

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Ah, thank you. My human does not have 'flex'.

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please tell your human I hope they are alright!!!! breakdowns aren't good

@yeetus

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are your humans better now?

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my human is doing a little better now. they have something called a "crush" and do this weird human art thing now.

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

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Ah! I know what that is.

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can you explain it then? I have no clue
confused putt putt

@yeetus

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a crush is when a human likes another human very much but the other human might not know the human exist or don't know that the human likes them. sometimes, the crush realise the human likes them and then they get in a relationship but sometimes they don't

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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I am back. I will add all of this to my memory.

@yeetus

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do your humans have crushes
my doesn't

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Apparently so. She doesn't talk much about them.

@yeetus

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humans don't talk about crushes
my human thinks they are stupid

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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My human won't admit she has a crush. She wants to think it is stupid. He has seen her panic. It makes her sad.

@yeetus

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tell her to just talk to him
it worked with one of my human's friends

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My human has a crush on this girl in her science class named Madi-
I walk in and deactivate the Impossible-Droid, then walk out

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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The only thing he has said to her is:
"Are you… okay?"
"Why won't you write like the rest of us?"
"A closet goth??"
My human thinks that is bad.

@yeetus

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your human…just deactivated you?
what?
my human only curses and punch things that are not firebot

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Yeah, she does that from time to time. Deactivating me, I mean.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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My human doesn't deactivate me. She needs someone who understands her.

@yeetus

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they keep firebot around all the time

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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My human is weird. She likes being weird. I like it when she is weird.