AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Our show is called Edgar and we're all hekka pumped

I really want a Winnie the Pooh shirt that says "I don't give a bother" or something like all the shirts about not giving a fuck but it's Pooh

I-
this is the sum of everything I have ever wanted.

Has it ever occurred to pop artists that their ex girlfriend doesn't want to have a song written about their sex or lack there of????

Every. Freaking. Song. Is. About. Sex. I'm sick of it. And I can't change the station cause it's on the bus

Time to go fail my exams

Aw thanks, now it's time for, "you have half an hour to drink as much coffee as you can to stay awake for two hours at drivers ed!! Even though you were just asleep!!! A minute ago!!"

Oh yes I forgot to mention the part about half my family being sick so I'm probably sick too so let's go spread that around :/

My body is awake but my mind isn't. I tried to wake myself up but I can't even really count to 200 by 2s. Which I can usually do

Don't have cold water either but I'll keep that in mind for next time
Also that reminded me of the clean and clear ad about the lemon stuff and the girl goes "It smells like LEMONS" idk if you've seen that tho cuz you aren't in the us right?

It's a really terrible ad on youtube that you can't skip but one of the girls testing it goes "iT sMeLLs LiKe LeMoNs!" Really happily and it makes me laugh

WHOA

guys look
https://www.popsci.com/can-your-genes-make-you-kill

Yup, I may or may not have gotten overly enthusiastic about sharing that….

I swear I'm not a psychopath I just think genes are cool

How'd it go?

Huh, that's weird. I wonder why

Is anyone awake? I've been reduced to reading about peacock spiders and their colorful butts. I can't sleep