Pleh

(It's the middle of the night)

oh… go back to sleep, i don't want to use FOWL language in the middle of the night

That's funny. You're making me HOOT with laughter.

now words can describe how bad that caught me off guard

lo

good god i can't spell

Me neither

you're a snek, you have an excuse

Tru dat

I'm also on my 6th sleepless night so that kinda pardons me right?

… good jesus dad, you need some Camomile tea

I need a fricking baseball bat and someone I can trust kiddo

…you've a point

Wow your sentence made me contemplate contractions

cus we can use contractions for certain instances such as "How're you doing" and "What's up?" and "I don't know"
But if we put them somewhere you it's just awkward

Example; "Are you two going to the movies?" "We're."

So when people tell me that it's hard to learn english I reply with "It's"

… i just say 'you've' because i say it almost hourly… it's just something i do

Nice!

sorry I don't have a filter when I'm like this son apologies

it's ok dad

i'm sorry i was gone for so long btw, time flew when watching horror videos

I understand kiddo

By the grace of Lord andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer), thou art forgiven

thank you father of many

so… how are things?

Frick bruh I don't even know

well… that's gooooood?

I guuueeeesssssss?

Idk

I'm tired lol

PARTY