Privet Chat pt. 2
The Sun, but itβs just crippling heat.
The American public school system
Salad but just the dressing
Bold of you to assume I haven't just straight dranken the dressing
puts down my fourth bottle of ranch fair enough
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Trail mix, but just the tiny, overly dried raisins.
wet socks
Deeply offended that I wasn't @ed
sad cowboi
Also you're a Reese's cup with no peanut butter
Pencil with no eraser
An empty Coke bottle missing the cap
Pair of earbuds where one doesn't work
some of these are good tho
Candy corn, but itβs still just candy corn
Unceasingly dripping faucet
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A circus peanut, but the shitty orange type and not actual nuts.
But those are delicious
Circus peanuts, but just the empty bag
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No they're not
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Mac and cheese, but just the noodles that don't cook fully.
well you're wrong
Cold soup
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Star Wars but just The Phantom Menace
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Stuffed animals but just the skin
Person, but just the appendix
Notebook, but just the glitch