Protect the Sandwich

(yeah… youre right, and i originally meant that to be rhetorical. plus my character's mostly human so im screwed)

i run behind you, and snag the sandwich out of the air while jumping over you. i help you up, handing you the sandwich, but it doesnt quite look right….

I take the Sandwich and hide it in a pocket of my robe.

"oh no!!! _{there goes another 10 hours of work…"}

"come baaaaaaaaaaaaack-" i trip and fall and i am ded

I take pity on you and use the power of the Sandwich to bring you back to life.

(inhaaaaaaaaaale)

IM ALIIIIVE

how can i repay you?

I give you the Sandwich and command you to protect it. I then summon a portal and leave.

the sandwich slowly rises to the air. a holy light surrounds it's ascend. the sandwich stops in the air, then a cloud quickly swipes the sandwich out of the sky almost as quick as a blink. i blink a few times, wondering what just happened. i look around, and see no one. extremely confused, i just turn around, and start walking.

The cloud was actually Abie in disguise. She is currently running off with the Sandwich.

I approach Abie gently, offering pats on the head and kind words. Abie lowers their fluffy head into my palm. I snatch the sandwitch from her mouth and seal it in a plastic ziploc baggie. I throw the baggie into the middle of a freeway.

I stop time, steal the Sandwich, and hide it in a cave.

(Of course Abie reigns supreme. Why did you expect anything different. Sheps are the rulers of us all)

(The actual, original Protect the Sandwich thread, which is on another site, is like 8 years old now. So don't feel that bad.)