put inside jokes here with no context

NeOhOiMiNoI

JONGLE TITS JONGLE TITS,MOTORBOAT ALL THE WAY. BIG OR SMALL, SHORT OR TALL, DA DA DA DA DAAAAA!(we're working on it)

(Quote from a video)
NO NO NO YOUR BOAT, GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM!! THROW THE BEGGARS OUT OF THE BOAT, AND LISTEN TO THEM SCREAM!!!!!

(0_0)

"You know I wonder how Mrs Hooper-Le–"
"Sssssssshhhhh. We don't speak that name anymore."

(She was mad…)

(She transferred to another school because our usual science teacher had a family emergency. It was a scarring experience to us all.)

JESUS CHRIST ITS JESUS CHRIST

(Oh…I was actually talking to @Nekosrkewl_soispapys )

(Lol sorry. Oh well. Works for both I guess.)

(Was she really now?? XD)

(Was she really now?? XD)

(She was doing dares that were based off of books, and people kept asking if she would draw their OCs. So she's like, 'Sure! Just go to www dot dragonsheep dot NO!! Or got to (something else that I forgot)' and then she did the boat thing, while standing in a cardboard box with The SS NO written on the side. She used an oar to move across her kitchen floor, but it looked like she was wacking the box.)

(omfg XDXD)

WHY DO ALL OF MY FRIENDS WANT TO FUCK BIRDS?!?!?!?
-screech from the parakeet in the back or my Biology class-

chanting DEATH BY BOOTS DEATH BY BOOTS

Banana. Flavored. Dildos
Why?
We already call bananas dildos here,just gotta upgrade it ya know?
Are you sure that's an upgrade?
YES

I’m smoking nucleotides, you got an issue?

I watch FRIENDS

I speak Afghanistan

Yee

"I am pregnant with baby Jesus."

{This is sexual, but nothing was actually going down lol, it's hard to explain– My friends are weird when we're together. I don't know how else to explain this lol}

NOBODY WAS ACTUALLY HOOKING UP OR DOING THE THING MENTIONED IN THE JOKE, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN LOL

I KNOW, TO EXPLAIN IT I WOULD HAVE TO WRITE LIKE TWO PARAGRAPHS LOL

SMASH THOSE VEGETABLES LIKE THEYRE YOUR WORST ENEMIES!