IIIII am just sixteen, I am aaaalways mean, and I kinda sorta forgot how to clean, I have a dirty mind, I am late all the time, I am just. Six. Teen.
"This chicken is… chickeny"
"And this mac and cheese is mac ans cheesy"
"Penguins are the horniest creatures, what ELSE are they supposed to do?"
"Then my friend, let me tell you about the BANANA SLUG!"
I have crippling depression dance intensifies
Spooky scary skeleton dance
GIVE ME A BREAK break me off a piece of that kit kat bar.
"My hair is basically a liquid!"
Yeah sure, lemme just grad my eyelash broom… plucks out some of my friend’s eyelashes ‘kay!
*grab
"That's where the mirror used to be."
"Space ships, dude."
"We have camping gear you don't even know about."
There's a spider, on my DI-
"HOLY FUCK!"
"Fucking is holy? YOU THERE! LET ME-"
"NO."
“-Hit me daddy” (What someone heard first when they joined a discord call i was in
We should sell hats
You are eyes
🎵 I do not understaaaaaaand! 🎵 (from HSM)
Succc chicken
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, sticking my thumb in rotisserie chicken-
"Seven is five"
"Do you feel violated?????"
Drumline: plays the song The whole band: "James Rees! James Rees! James Rees ate my son!"
alternately The whole band: "Bill Red! Bill Red! Bill Red took my wife!"
my gf: something romantic Me, a girl: not gonna lie thats pretty gay
(These are sung between my friend and I)
The priest just ripped out my heart and threw it down the pyramid steps…
Someone sacrificed my llama. Someone’s cut it in two. Someone sacrificed my llama, hey! That’s what Incas do!
group
Now listen here, you little fu-
JESUS LOVES YOU AS DO WE, SHE WASN'T GOING TO CUSS YOU OUT AT ALL
SLEPS NSFW SAL AND JAYMON IN FACE
Her parents are Drapple
MIKE MATTHEWS
MIKE SMITH! -chanting- MIKE SMITH MIKE SMITH MIKE SMITH!
Bobby's hot and cheesy
(Idk why I can't stop laughing at that.)
(I imagine a really bad porn just based off of that alone)
It's a local pizza place and everyone buys their stickers and puts them in random places. (It's funnier when people just say it randomly)
