How can a dildo (which is a common insult) be stupid/brainless?
it’s
it’s an inanimate object
How can a dildo (which is a common insult) be stupid/brainless?
it’s
it’s an inanimate object
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I've never heard someone be referred to as a dildo? Is that a Maryland thing??
wheeze it’s not an MD thing you stupid fuckin cheesehead
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I hope you know that I read that in Gordon Ramsey's voice.
good
i actually think about Ramsay yelling at me as i run on the treadmill at the gym and he’s just like, yelling
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Good motivation
yea then i take my earbuds out after cardio and the whole world in my head goes silent and i make my stupid calculator brain think about numbers and reps and sweat and gross
working out is gross don’t do it and crowd up the gym
jk work out
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I just got an elliptical so maybe I'll try that strategy lol
I usually just walk my doggo every night, especially down by the cemetery. It's pretty chill there.
ellipticals are fucking awesome
u know what else is awesome?
cake
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True true
OOO OO and skittles
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Also nerds. Not just the candy but the design for them? Little bright bugs? Wholesome.
have u ever tried putting more than one skittle in your mouth?
the red and the purple are the best
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Yesss red and purple are the best!